Crazy Beard Guy on AC transit bus

It has been a while folks since we have done a Hate Off, but trust me this warrants one. This fucking video, this fucking video, Oh My God, this fucking video. I don’t want to steal too much of your thunder so I will just give a short recap. This old white guy (who is wearing a shirt entitled “I am a motherfucker”) and this young black guy get into a disagreement on a bus and oh the misadventure that ensues. Take a look.

This is a Hate Off. Best comment for the black kid or white guy wins it.
Same old rules apply.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 50 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best Hate received by Friday 2/19/10 will win a Pants on the ground Tshirt. If we get more than 50 comments we will give a prize for best pro black kid and best pro white guy comment.

Pants on the Ground Prize

Update, here is an interview with Epic Beard Man.

Really?

Really? Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize? Really? The nominations ended in February 2009 so it is based on what he did up through that point. So based on his first 11 days in office, his “accomplishments” as a State and US Senator and as a community organizer he is entitled to this award. What a f*cking joke. What did he do? He even said he is befuddled that he won. This is a hate off folks. Best hate gets an Obama Shirt. If we get over 50 responses the Best Nut Hug gets a Snorg Tees Shirt.

Very Spirited Debate on this Hate Off. As promised, we do in fact have to winners again this hate off. So we’ve got two prizes, one for best hate and one for best nuthugging.

Don't hate on me Motherf*ckers

The best hate on Michael Vick is from: markey

09/26/09 – 5:30 pm

ay! ace! dumb mutha fucka! he aint “yo nigga” dumb ass. you dont even no the dipshit. but, maybe you can be buddies. you have the same brain capacity. you make us blacks look bad! you are the definition of a “upstanding black citizen”. get a thanking life and stop emberassing yourself. the one way to black liberation is destroying ignorant assholes like yourself.

what the hell is this “upstanding black citizen? i said plain and simple NIGGA

The best Nuthug is from : Number 1 Hater

09/26/09 – 3:31 pm

Listen – I hate an animal abuser as much as the next guy, but I think this man deserves a chance. If the NFL (and America) will allow Dante Stallworth and Ray Lewis to play football I think we can cut Vick some slack!! Seiously, Dante was just convicted of DUI manslaughter — he killed someone because he was so drunk he ran over a man who was innocently walking down the street – and he went to jail for a MONTH! America doesn’t even remember this and it was only a few months ago. If you are going to hate on Vick – at least hate on this asshole too – he killed an actual HUMAN!

Markey and Number 1 Hater will both win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees or or a Michael Vick Tshirt. All you have to do is hit us up at Iwantmyprize@hatersbehatin.com and we’ll get everything setup. And don’t try to be a douche and get their prize if you aren’t the real winners… that’s just not cool.

Everyone’s favorite dog fighting NFL QB is eligible to play for the Philadelphia Eagles this week.

There is SO much intensity on both sides of this. Should he be able to play? Should he just rot in hell? Has he done his time? I’m sure everyone knows the story, but for those who don’t, the back story is: M. Vick started/ran an illegal dog fighting ring and kept over 70 pitbulls that fought in the ring at his house. When authorities searched his house, they found evidence of high stakes gambling, brutal dog executions (which included hanging, drowning, electrocuting and shooting dogs), and many of the dogs found alive were really f*cked up. I’m not going to provide pics here because it is f*cking gross, but if you want to see them, click here.

No my friend, Fuck You.

Now this is bad enough, but Vick lied about everything to the press for months and months saying it was his family and friends and continued to lie about it. He lied to and didn’t cooperate with the authorities which only helped him get a stiffer sentence that the others in the dog fighting ring.

We could go on for days with how awesome Vick is, but we shall leave that to you. This is a hate off folks. Same old rules apply.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best Hate and best Nut Hug received by Wednesday 9/28/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees or or a Michael Vick Tshirt.

The Kanye hate off broke records, we had the most hits, the most diggs, the most comments, the most passion of any post before. THANKS for the support haters. No one really wanted to hate on terrorists so we decided to do two winners on this one. There was a lot of awesome hating going on, but there was a ridiculous amount of nuthugging So we are going to give two prizes, one for best hate and one for best nut hugging.

The first one is a very close runner up for best hate. We chose this one because of the sheer quantity of attempted swears, a clever altered name “kockye dickwest,” and outright anger and offensiveness to so many different groups overall. Ladies and Gentlemen, your runner up:

Shawn

09/14/09 – 1:18 am e

this motherthanking thanker needs to be thanked in the thanking ass by a thanking pole that’s four thanking feet long because he has no thanking dick to thank anything else with anyway. go to hell and suck thanking cock kockye dickwest, not mine though because i don’t like RACIST BLACK PEOPLE.

The best Kanye Nut Hug was chosen because of his blatant support of the Gay Fish and his seemingly unwarranted attack on a fellow hater. Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of best Nut Hug:

hey

09/14/09 – 1:18 am e

this motherthanking thanker needs to be thanked in the thanking ass by a thanking pole that’s four thanking feet long because he has no thanking dick to thank anything else with anyway. go to hell and suck thanking cock kockye dickwest, not mine though because i don’t like RACIST BLACK PEOPLE.

@Guy,
i mean he only has like 4 or 5 albums but your right that doesnt even compare with your career of sucking off guys in back allies to help pay for you heroine and sisters abortions

The winner for best Kanye Hate was chosen not really for humor but for, articulation, intensity, and keeping her calm in both the hate and in responses to her hate. Ladies and gentlemen, your Kanye West Hate Off winner is: Read more »

And the winner is….

NOBODY! You all failed to express your disgust for terrorists so we’ve decided to not reward you. Maybe the reason you didn’t post is because you were to busy playing with your ferret or perhaps hunting for terrorists yourself?

Any who, looks like we might double down on the prizes for the Kanye Hate we got going on right now. Join in the fun and get to it!

Tool Academy 3 Promo Pic

I can’t believe this prick. For those of you who missed his antics last night on the 2009 MTV VMA’s, Kanye showed his true colors when he interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted the MoonMan for best female video. I think this should automatically qualify him for the third season of VH1’s Tool Academy where I’m sure he would be a shoe in for first place. Check out the video of the event.

Kanye is known to cause scenes and all but this is just stupid. Why do you have to be hatin’ on Taylor Swift? Just because she has more musical talent than you and doesn’t need a vocoder to help her angelic voice? I can’t begin to explain how big of a douche this guy is and want to hear what you have to say about him. Let’s hear it folks.

Here are the Rules:

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate received by Wednesday 9/16/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.

OK in honor of 9/11 we are doing the Hate Off on F*cking Terrorists. I want to say that there shouldn’t be too many supportive comments on this one, but there are a lot douches out there. To make this not SUCH a downer, we added ten of the funniest related photos, many from our friends at Motivated Photos.com

Here are the Rules:

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate recieved by Monday 9/14/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.

More After the Jump

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Well not as many people hate MTV as we thought or at least are not as vocal about it. We have a good one for tomorrow though so be ready for it.

In any event, The winner of this Hate Off is……

lucy

09/08/09 – 2:58 pm e

Did you know that justin timberlake told MTV to “play more damn videos!” during an acceptance speech a couple of years ago… now if that little dancing bundle of sticks couldn’t change shit, then we can pretty much kiss the good days of mtv goodbye…

Congratulations to Lucy for being the best hater! It’s kinda like being the kid in class who raises his hand to remind the teacher about giving out homework and it’s not really something you can add to your resume but hey, you’ve won aFREE SNORG TEE’S SHIRT! All you have to do is hit us up at Iwantmyprize@hatersbehatin.com and we’ll get everything setup. And don’t try to be a douche and get her prize if you aren’t the real Lucy…. that’s just not cool.

You know what I wish they had on TV? A channel that showed only music videos 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with limited or no interruption. Wouldn’t that be nice…

Remember the good ole days?

Oh wait, they do have that… or at least, they used to. This weekend MTV will be hosting their annual MTV Video Music awards to honor tha best and most creative music videos over the past year.

I find it funny that any television station that plays over 20 hours a day shows like “Date My Mom”, “Real World,” and “True Life: I Just Wanna be on TV” reruns is able to label itself, “Music Television.” When you don’t play music videos, you stop being an authority. When is MTV going to have an award show for all of the reality shows they have? I want a “Worst Teen Mom,” or “Most Spoiled Sixteen Year Old,” or “Best Lesbian Makeout” award… Now that’s an award show I wouldn’t miss..

If you share the same amount of disgust as we do with the lack of actual MUSIC VIDEO playtime then we want to hear it… As usual…

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate received by Thursday 9/10/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.