Haters Be Hatin'

If you want to be a successful hater you might want to try not being a little irritating bitch first. This little fuck in the video below grates on my nerves like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Check it out:

You know this little shit doesn’t HATE IT when guys wear skinny jeans. He’s more like inspecting that shit and fantasizing about slobbin’ the knob that’s dangling around inside of them. Sorority Row? The question is not, “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?” The question is more like- why the fuck are you watching that gay ass shit?

As for the couples sitting on the same side of the table at a restaurant… you know if you had the chance you’d eagerly be jerking off your boyfriend under the table. Well, that is if you could get one with that retarded ass lisp you’re sportin. My issues with this little fudgepacker could go on and on but I guess I really do only have one really important question.

How in the balls did this little bitch’s Youtube video get over 3 MILLION views?!?!?! Don’t you lame-ass people have anything better to do with your spare time other than sitting around watching this pansy bitch and moan about his pet peeves? Well, at least he had the good sense to turn off his comments on this video as to avoid the entire world telling him that he should do himself and his college roommate a favor… and go choke to death on a giant schlong.

Oh, Al. As if your divorce and Global Warming weren’t a big enough clusterfuck… you sure seem to be trying desperately to ruin your political career.

Al Gore Sex Video

Don't you think he would have preyed on a bitch without jowls?

Now, little filthy whore Molly R Hagerty is selling her soul to the devil telling The National Enquirer that she’s collected enough evidence to prove to Portland police that they should reopen the case against AL Gore as to whether or not she was a whore or if good ol’ Al stepped over some boundaries.

Hagerty must have taken some notes from Monica Lewinsky because she’s claiming to have evidence against Gore consisting of DNA, video (HOT), and a key witness. Orgy Maybe? Threesome caught on video?

Threesome with Monica Lewinsky??

“He’s not what people think he is, Hagerty states. “He’s a sick man!” Uhm, no fucking duh Molly… he’s a fucking politician. Did you actually really ever think he was a stand-up kind of guy? You know, like that Bill Clinton was. Oh, that’s right! Decent politicians DON’T exist you dumb bitch! So go sell your piece of crap story to people that give a shit. Like TMZ.

A TMZ reporter stated:

“Molly Hagerty recently went public with her accusations in the National Enquirer – Claiming Gore sexually abused her in his hotel room.”

Bitch, stop trying to make yourself look like the victim. I’m not doubting that Gore gave you the deep dickin but you know you gobbled down that Gore dick like a dehydrated eskimo sucks on an iceberg. Suck it up, Buttercup. Admit you’re a whore, and stop trying to pretend like you didn’t ask to have him balls deep in your tainted pussy.

And as for Al… I’m disappointed in you. You could at least have fucked someone that doesn’t resemble Aileen Wuornos… after the execution.Molly Hagerty Picture

Hate on This: Americans

by RabidCareBear on June 14th, 2010

I’m sorry… but I just have to hate on the hypocrisy of the stupid fucking Americans that think the world revolves around them. First off, this dumb twat Sarah Palin.

I hopey this cunt gets hit by a car as she changey her tire.

I would like to take her head and smash it into the cement about 93809380398392 times because she makes my skin crawl and doesn’t have a single ounce of sense in her entire red/white/wannabe blue ass.

It’s almost as if the stupidity of Bush sweltered out of the morons south of the Mason-Dixon line and exploded up the ass of this clueless winking money-hungry whore. Hey Sarah Palin- you and your daughter are trash and you’re nothing but a wannabe celebrity cunt that is laughing all the way to the bank on the ignorance of this country.

But alas, there is an entire other side of this country here in the good ol’ USA and we’re not all so stupid.  Make NO mistake- WE SEE YOU.

Well, now that I have said how I feel…

Moving on to dumber and dumber things… which of the below photos makes a stronger and more valid point?

Burnt Toast 6-11-10

by RabidCareBear on June 11th, 2010

Further proof that kids and treadmills do NOT go well together.

Burnt Toast 6-9-10

by RabidCareBear on June 9th, 2010

Robert Pattinson wants to flush his fucking career down the toilet?

I know that the MTV Movie Awards aren’t exactly the Oscars… even the Razzies have more street cred than this shitshow but what gives? The rabid Twilight fans helped New Moon sweep an award show that included a segment where  J-Lo dances with a make-up enhanced, overweight, bald Tom Cruise and I couldn’t tell who was who.

"Damn, Kristen... and I thought werewolves smelled like shit."

As much as I loved the books, I really think that these Twilight movies are nothing but massive piles of shit and New Moon reached a level of awfulness that I didn’t think was achievable. What the hell are you “tweens” thinking when voting for Best Female Performance? This Kristen Stewart bitch does not know how to act. Not just as an actress. She can not even “act” like a functional human being.

Prime example: her acceptance speech for “Best Kiss” at the MTV Movie Awards:

First off, the twat nearly falls on her face simply standing up from her seat. She has a hard time with basic motor skills and then the mouth opens and nothing but gold flies out! What is up with her God-awful awkwardness and her blatant panic attack that she’s about to have on stage? She says, “it takes a lot of smoke and mirrors to make us look good kissing.” Honey, there are not enough smoke or mirrors in the world to make your acting look good so who gives a shit about kissing?

Seriously, someone give Tay-Tay and the pale glittery kid some Oscars quick. I didn’t realize pretending to care about this rapidly blinking hot mess for 2 1/2 hours commanded so much technique. Now, I do.

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