Haters Be Hatin'


I have a confession boys and girls- I hate everything you like. Katy Perry is a perfect example of this. I. Can. Not. Stand. Her.

She has single-handily made me never want to purchase cherry Chap Stick ever again and now I have had to move on to Blistex. Blistex sucks! If ruining cherry Chap Stick wasn’t enough… she has now ruined whatever legacy Snoop Dog once had.

This California Gurls song is the worst catchy song ever created. I don’t mean this in a good way. I loathe this piece of shit and I hated myself for hearing it when I was watching the MTV movie awards. The song, which is a huge hit, proves my theory that all of you are complete retards. There are more clever words written in a 5-year-old’s birthday card.

I had a small moment of happiness when Perry fell down. Dipshit. It does NOT take talent to jump into a cake or out of one… gee, I wonder why this stripper trash she fell? Most likely, because she has never masterminded this whole “walking” thing. She received 17 stitches and the worst part is… she didn’t have to pay for any medical care.

Please, stop listening to her. She is the reason the housing market crashed, the oil is flowing in the gulf and how Obama got in office.

Stupid people, doing stupid things.Katy-Perry-Nude

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36 Responses to “Hate on This: Katy Perry”

  1. SMEE GONZALES

    YEA SHE IS A STUPID BITCH WITH NO TALENT BUT SHE HAS A NICE BODY HER FACE CAN USE A BAG THOUGH

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    Michaela-noid Kaulitz HumanoidPhantomrider

    @SMEE GONZALES,
    hahaha!!!!! its a body suit,idiot, its a body suit with edited pictures. have u seen her without make up? horrifying.

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  2. Paul

    While I agree and can’t stand this no talent, obnoxious, annoying bitch, I have to tell you that you’re quite the moron yourself. First of all… CANNOT is one word! It’s not CAN NOT, it’s CANNOT. Secondly, the word you were looking for is not “masterminded”, it’s “mastered”. Mark Twain said the difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. Although, I’m pretty sure that without using Google, you’d have no idea who Mark Twain was.

    Yes, I agree that most Katy Perry fans are complete retards, but you my RETARDED friend are right up there with them. Learn to spell if you want to try your hand at humor.

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    White girl

    @Paul, The reason that Can and Not were to make the statement more dramatic. I don’t think you are retarded. May the lord smile at you.

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    Jim

    @Paul,

    If there’s anything worse than a grammar Nazi, it’s a grammar Nazi who’s thanking wrong!

    Either “cannot” or “can not” is correct, you douchebag!

    Jim

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    Michaela-noid Kaulitz HumanoidPhantomrider

    @Jim,
    lol, are you an English teacher? Is this site English class-site?
    Is this a school? Oh. Maybe it is. ;P

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    LauraBelleBlue

    @Paul, Thank you for articulating my thoughts exactly. Katy Perry does suck, though, and I can’t use Chap-stick anymore either. She was so horrible on the Simpsons recently. I wish that she’d just go away forever.

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    Michaela-noid Kaulitz HumanoidPhantomrider

    @Paul, I can see the ‘English class’ is about to start.

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    PJ

    @Paul, Oh shut up you prissy sad toss pot. You’re about as good at arguing a point as a waterproof tea bag is at making a strong cuppa.

    I’m from the UK so perhaps I should point out to you that here we spell “humor” as “humour”. And we wrote the English language so stick that down your arrogant little throat.

    Oh and one last thing- get a life. ;-D

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  3. Me

    Amen.

    @Paul,

    Who cares, “cannot” and “can not” is a very common mistake. Give the guy a break. After all he is writing about something we all agree on. So I can let him slide on a few spelling/grammar mistakes. It certainly doesn’t make him retarded. At least not on their level. In regards to this post of course, I don’t know him personally.

    Katy perry is a corrupting whore.

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  4. Lee

    Shes fuckin hot

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    Tiffany

    @Lee
    yeah you would think that. but look up pictures of her without that fuckin mask on and see how hot she is then. It’s thinking like that, that’s keeping her around. She’s just a talentless bitch with enough money to fake them looks

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    Tiffany

    @Lee
    yeah you would think that. but look up pictures of her without that fuckin mask on and see how hot she is then. It’s thinking like that, that’s keeping her around. She’s just a talentless bitch with enough money to fake them looks

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  5. Pisskut

    Cannot hear her shit in the radio.
    I hope she dies!

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  6. mayze

    i do like her, but i understand why people dont like her. she is big headed she will do anything for attention, i wouldnt be suprie if she went on playby

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  7. LessThanWalker IS SOOO STUPID

    so you little ass thanking stupid asshole motherthanking bitch! go die in your stupid hole your fuckin ass! FUCK YOU ! i would kill you if i can you ass youre the biggest noob ive ever seen! youre just jealous because youre have a shit life in the slums and have nothing ! go thank yourself ! hoping you have a slow painful dead in hell! nobody miss you piece of shit

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    BCT

    Thanks for that Katy.

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    PJ

    @LessThanWalker IS SOOO STUPID,

    Get a life. Loser.

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  8. LessThanWalker IS SOOO STUPID

    youre all stupid motherthankers when youre agree with that ass LessThanWalker

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  9. JR

    I am by no means old,and I try to keep up with what’s going on in pop culture–and by god, music has gone to hell…and this dumb skank is helping contribute to its downfall. Let’s see…horrible “singing” voice..but oh I forgot, the 12-24 demographic she and the music industry cater to LOVE her….and don’t EVEN get me started on the tweens, early 20′s and their lack of taste…sure, they have some good things on their iPods, but for the most part, if you look slickly packaged, they’ll buy you. (ahem, I mean download, you). Now let’s start on her marriage to someone almost 10 years older than her…he’s a hotter mess than she is..I give this union about a year IF that…then the fact she’s EVERYWHERE…so don’t tell me to turn the t.v. off…not to mention when I’m standing in a checkout line and her dumb/blank face is staring out at the world on Us mag, etc. She needs to go away..far away, and take her Barbadian twit BFF with her…and don’t get me started on that one’s sound, either…aka a sheep crossed with a robot–but I digress.

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  10. RFID Chip

    you will just love Katy Perry’s voice and also her chest he he he. those are really huge *-:

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    Michaela-noid Kaulitz HumanoidPhantomrider

    @RFID Chip, lol, its an editited pic.
    besides, have u seen her without make up? If i was a boy, i rather have sex with a girl who looks better without makeup.
    Katy perry looks like a lost pic without her bodysuit and all that stuff that will make her look ‘sexy’

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  11. KatyFan

    I totally disagree, katy is a lovely girl with her own sense of style and she shows that you shouldn’t be afraid to be yourself. She is not “stripper trash”, her songs aren’t a “piece of shit” and tbh I think she actually brought snoop dog back to life ! I also happen to know that this isn’t all for the cameras, having a conversation with her you can tell that she is a very genuine, intelligent, down to earth, nice girl ! She is also very polite and has a very strong religious background and everything nasty you have said about her isn’t true.

    At the end of the day more people love her than hate her so maybe your the one that’s the retard ?

    It doesn’t matter anyway, the whole world has gone Krazy for Katy and there’s not a thing you can do to stop it :D !

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  12. mari

    I agree 100%! I hate her with every fiber of my being, I hate the way she looks, the way she sounds, her stupid ass videos, her dumbass songs. I cant stand the way she constantly has to draw as much attention as possible to her boobs, one time its whipped cream cans attached to them the next she has fireworks flying out of her chest, yeah twit, we get it, you have tits, so what!!! I am so glad I am not alone in thinking she is a talentless piece of complete shit!!! :0)

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  13. owlover

    whats wrong with being gay or lesbian? i happened 2 know some people who r.
    big whop. get OVER IT KATY PERRY!!!!!!

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  14. Tiffany

    I agree. She’s nothing but trash. Why don’t she just fade away already. Was nice to watch that stupid bitch fall

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  15. Michaela-noid Kaulitz HumanoidPhantomrider

    She sucks balls. Tokio Hotel won an award 2 years ago for the MTVs and katy perry made a song ‘ur so gay’ to TH cos she got all jelous!
    i lvoe tokio hotel
    tokio hotel won 2008 2009 2010 MTVs.<3
    lol, katy perry won only 1. she deserves it.

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  16. Mallory Capers

    Shes so cheesy. I hate California Girls. Snoop Dogg king of Gummy Bears. CHEESYY!! no creativity whatso ever.
    The faces shes makes in that video are cheesy as well.

    why the heck does she win every award/poll? especially when she competes with someone like lady gaga who actually writes her own music and is original.

    and katy perry copies lady gaga even though she talks down on gaga.

    And why was she chosen to be Victoria Secret runway singer. she wears old almost granny panties in her videos. not sexy.

    HER voice sounds fake. i can barley hear tone, just scratchyness. it also sounds edited. like the producer changed everything about it. Live she sounds horrible.

    i also hate how she acts like a role model for kids but then squeezes her huge fake boobs and whip cream comes out and she sings about sex occasionally? make up your mind if your kid friendly or not. at least lady gaga admits shes a slut(kinda).

    one last complaint. She looks all white trash in the face. i think its the black hair what does it. hass tooo gooo

    i feel better :)

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    Lizzie

    @Mallory Potbag, Yeah. I’ve noticed the Lady Gaga thing. Lady Gaga is like my idol and it really pisses me off when someone like Katy Perry tries to copy her when she’s a talentless whore and can’t come up with her own music. If Lady Gaga’s so blasphemous, why do you copy her?

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  17. akasha14

    For all I care, she can go fall in a flipping toxic waste dump.

    Oh, wait. She is a toxic waste dump.

    She’s a talentless slut and a bad influence (and I don’t mean in an “I’m a prude and she’s so dirty” way, either- I just think that too much exposure to her causes brain damage.) Not to mention that she’s single-handedly screwed over any familiarity between me and my little sister. She used to listen to really good music that I recommended to her- and she was able to distinguish on her own between crap and talent- and then, one day, she fell into the Perry pit and it all went down the toilet. She began to enjoy it; I began to shovel it even faster into the “too thanking mainstream” bin in my head. Now she’s all “Katy Perry iz soooo awesomez! Sheez so kewl!” and I’m all “Shit! Why do I encourage this by arguing? Since when am I a combative hipster?!”

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  18. Lucie

    HA! You’re a poon. You kind of people literally make me sick. Katy is a good person and you’re clearly jealous of everything she’s done that you haven’t. Get the thank over it, douche. There’s nothing at all you could possibly do because… Wait for it… She’s better than you. Yes, you losers, time for a reality check. Katy Perry does not give a thank what you think because she has trillions of fans out there that love her for her. You’re stupid and nobody gives a thank what you say:) wanna know why? Because, you, my friend, are insignificant in the world of Katy:D NOWWWWWW, DO ONEEEEE BECAUSE YOU ARE FALSE!:D LOVE YOU, CUNTS! :) <3.

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  19. Hugo Garcia-jimenez

    i hate her so much i cant even listen to one of her songs like et she coppied off the tittle from e.t the movie and “all the things she said” sound

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  20. Lizzie

    OMG. THANK YOU! I’ve always hated her! She’s such a piece of shit bitchy ass attention whore. She’s also a copier. She copied Lady Gaga. -.- Did you notice “Born this way” and “E.t”? Except Born this way has an exceptional message and E.T is about aliens and sex. She’s a jealous copying attention whore and she’ll never amount to anything.

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  21. ray

    I wish I could punch her and her moron husband in the mouth hard and I never hit girls but she is a slimy low life criminal waste of space and her husband needs to be jailed, beaten and shot

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  22. katyperryisamoronicidioticskank

    I hate her! I hate her I hate her I hate her!!! I hate her with every fiber of my being. ahhh confession is good for the soul…and so good to see that I’m not alone. I am so sick of her ridiculous obsession with shoving her boobs in our faces and crying about how much she hated them…oh wait she prayed to have them and then she got them and then she had to tape them down…ENOUGH!!! Her music causes brain cells to shrivel up…good god she’s an idiot! No more godam katy perry PLEASE! For those who defend this piece of human excrement have a look at this http://www.listal.com/list/how-does-katy-perry-measure

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  23. Abby

    I thanking love Katy Perry (:

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