I don’t know what in the fuck kind of “tea” MMA fighters are drinking these days but someone pour me a nice cold glass of it because I know a few bitches that I’d like to take out.

"Hi, my name is Jarrod Wyatt and I'm a latent homosexual..."

I’m calling bullshit on the whole “alleged” part of this article about 26 year old Mixed Martial Arts fighter, Jarrod Wyatt. Wyatt, who has plead not guilty is being charged with murder, aggravated mayhem and torture after he ripped out his friend Taylor Powell’s heart and gouged out his fucking eyes!

Yes, you read that correctly… HIS HEART AND EYES!! Now, to make this insanely messed up story even worse, Powell was still alive for several minutes after having his heart removed from his chest.

Closeted homo, Wyatt was caught red-handed standing NAKED over top of his friend’s dying body covered in dried blood. Deputies responded to the 911 call shortly after and found Wyatt still at the scene of the grizzly crime.

Now, I’ve done mushrooms before and I also played Mortal Combat as a kid but did this psychopath really need to combine the fucking two? I think the worst thing that happened to me while on shrooms was I saw midgets peering around at me from every corner. But this guy… THIS guy.

He apparently thought his friend was the Devil and it was his duty to save the world from his evil sparring partner. I didn’t know this… but apparently, the best way to kill the Devil is to rip out his heart, gouge out his eyes, cut out his tongue, chop him up into little pieces and cook his ass in the stove… all while tossing in sexual sound effects for added fun. Check out the Video of Jarrod in Action.

All I can say is that Powell should have just “tapped out” and Wyatt better be docked a point or two on this little infraction.

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