I don’t have an iPhone and I really don’t want one either. I have an iTouch and a cell phone older than Justin Bieber and that is all I really need.

How about you just don't drop your phone... asshole.

Then Steve Jobs has to come out and tell me I should rush out and get the iPhone 4 when it comes out later this month. Hey Jobs- shut the fuck up and bring me something worthwhile. Like maybe a phone that sucks my dick!

The “new” iPhone now has a flash! That’s it? That’s what all the fuss is over? A fucking flash? My piece of shit phone has a flash on it too but it doesn’t cost $299 with a two-year contract from AT&T, the most useless company in the world… next to BP. Also, the screen now has glass which is scratch resistant. This is truly revolutionary and next Apple will inform us the phone can make text messages.

The one interesting aspect is that you will be able to have video conference in the palm of your hand. So now you can truly be certain if people are taking a shit while talking to you. Good to know. Definitely worth $299.00.

I’m sure when this updated crap comes out the Apple junkies will come out in droves. I’m also sure we will see losers updating their Facebook statuses on the old phone and then re-updating on the new phone and not noticing the difference. Maybe when the iPhone finally has a 3D screen and I can feel like the apps are flying at me… THEN I might plunk down the blood money for the 6G or 7G version.

Have fun tech nerds and I hope every single one of your calls are dropped. It’s not like you are talking to real people anyway.

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