Just like in the real world, there is coke running rampant on the Jersey shore and no it’s not Snooki trying to find something to mix the Captain Morgan with.
Orange you glad you don't live in NJ?
Supposedly, while filming the new second season of Jersey Shore, an unnamed cast member has been hitting the slopes… and we don’t mean Mount Vernon.
The term “Sand to the Beach” rightfully applies here when the producers of MTV’s hit show decided to move the location to South Beach, Miami. One of the cast members has been rumored to be sniffin’ it up when the cameras were not rolling. I am actually stoked about this because now, like in real life when I go to a party, I can play that fun game of trying to guess who is on cocaine.
I can’t wait for that obvious moment when everyone is just chilling in the living room and JWOWW is furiously trying to get in touch with seven different people in 4 minutes via the “duck phone.” I really hope it’s not Ronnie. He’s got enough juice in him to light up all of South Beach as is and I think we all secretly hope it’s not Snooki.
My money is on Sammie Sweetheart because she is that typical girl from Jersey that screws over The Situation, dates a lug head, and does enough blow that she wakes up one day with 3 kids and can’t believe she married Vinny.
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06/02/10 - 8:52 am
I cant wait until Sosa sends a hit squad to the shore house…
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06/02/10 - 8:56 am
@Morgazm, I cant wait until they do an intervention like Zach Morris did for Jessica Spano on Saved by the Bell when she was ‘addicted’ to caffeine pills to help her study.
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06/02/10 - 9:00 am
“An unnamed cast member has been hitting the slopes”…why are they beating up asian people in Miami?
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06/02/10 - 1:33 pm
Because Asians deserve to be hit! Wherever they are.
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06/02/10 - 11:21 pm
does anyone even care about this show anymore?
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06/02/10 - 9:40 am
wow…the writer wrote “now, like in real life when I go to a party, I can play that fun game of trying to guess who is on cocaine.”
If that’s what you do at parties, you must have a REALLY exciting life!
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06/02/10 - 1:45 pm
@Justin, Because I am not a drug addict, I find it fun to guess who is on what when I go to a party. Just like if I saw you and could tell how meth’d out you are.
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