If you have ever questioned your childhood and wondered how good of a job your parents did, at least you can say you didn’t get emphysema by age nine.

Check out the insanity in the video below:

This is real folks, and the worst part is, it’s kinda cute. I mean, would you look at those cheeks? The little guy is named Ardi Rizal and he is up to two packs a day. My first question was… how the hell does he afford them? Then I remembered he is Sumatran and when he is not puffing the day away on Camel Lights he is most likely earning 28 cents an hour making sweaters for Old Navy.

His father, Mohammad Rizal, says that the tot throws a tantrum if he tries to take the cigarettes away from him. Clearly the kid is addicted now, and with only his baby teeth in, Nicoderm gum just wouldn’t work.

In the video you can clearly hear cameras taking pictures. How the hell did none of the photographers attempt what needs to be done and take the fucking cigarette out of his chubby little hands? Also, who is giving him a light? I understand that journalists need to be objective but sometimes objectivity needs to go out the window.

I don’t care if the kid is throwing a nic fit, he is 2 years old, and we must stop such destructive behavior. Maybe he should try electronic cigarettes? We must let him reach the proper age when all Sumatrans are considered adults before he can give himself lung cancer… which is 14 by the way. Then he can get married, start a family of his own and teach his kids how to blow smoke rings all the fuck he wants.

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