This guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

Well, it only took a few weeks but I successfully found another disgusting fat body that needs to be hated on.

Remember, I am not hating on said whale just for being fat, but it’s how he uses his weight to try to score some advantage on the rest of us that I hate.

Like that fat pig in New Jersey, that is trying to be the first woman to weigh 1,000 pounds, this piece of crap is getting in the news because of his weight as well. The main reason: Too Fat for Jail. Hell he’s still too fat even if we wanted to try to secure him on a ranch with a 4-foot fence.

It’s individuals like these that I have no sympathy for. His crime that was supposed to be landing him in jail? He was scamming for free meals. In a nation where children are starving in Detroit, this orca was going to 7-11′s, eating 50 dollars worth of beef jerky and saying that he wouldn’t pay for it because the LAST piece was moldy.

He would drink numerous milkshakes and find a hair and refuse to pay. The 7-11 that he tried to rip off was having none of his complaints and called the cops. When he tried to make his getaway and was caught standing by the slurpie machine, he was arrested for petty theft.

Happy as a pig in shit.

Well, leave it to Free Willy over here to be too fat for jail. Thanks to his wonderful health, that will soon enough leave him in a shipyard container for a casket, he has been bedridden. He will be serving his term from his hospital bed and maybe, just maybe, some nice orderly can do us a favor and slip some extra sugar into his diet and force the coma to set in.

Please, please, please, if you see this man, don’t let him eat 50 dollars worth of Slim Jims and complain about mold. When he reaches for the cheese/meat split stick and has to bend over just a tad… sneak up on the cow and tip him over.

When the farmer comes and sees him, and it’s impossible to pick him up, I’ll load the shotgun.

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