Only Americans would need help filling out a ten question form.

I have a confession. I am not going to fill out my census form. It’s not because I have a desire to not help my community nor is it because I am simply too busy to fill out the ten question questionnaire.

It is really because of the amount of commercials I have had to put up with for the past month. The “We can’t move forward until you mail it back” campaign is more annoying than all of that hopey changey shit Obama was shoving down our throats.

This ad annoys me to my inner core. This out of work slob is sitting on his couch and he is thinking he can save the neighborhood by filling out a form. Get back to looking for work, you bum! The Christopher Guests spots are kind of funny and kind of lame at the same time. However, it really just makes me wish he would get back to making better movies again.

This ad below takes the cake though.

First off, no one that works for the census has any right writing a rap verse to preach about counting people. If there is one thing I’ve learned from rap music it is that it’s more about how many hoes are in your click than it’s about schools that need proper funding.

The main problem I have with the census is they constantly remind us that people are not filling it out. Well, if they know people are not filling it out, wouldn’t that, in turn, count them? Follow my logic. They say things like only 6 out of 10 people filled out the census in any given area. Well, how the hell is this information not helpful? If you know, for a fact, you have ten people to begin with doesn’t this mean you have effectively counted them?

Well, I’m sure some of you are going to come down on me and tell me how wrong I am and that the census is important. All the while, your form has been in the trash for weeks. Count this assholes and shove it up your ass!

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