She puts the 'Meth' into Method Acting

A few months ago, HBH documented Jared Allen’s juicy mullet.  Despite our fantastic analysis of Allen’s mane, we neglected one of the gnarliest mullets in the game: the one belonging to Kristen Stewart.  Stewart’s river cut is equally as nauseating, though less gratifying, than Allen’s.  Nevertheless, Kristen Stewart’s mullet is in dire need of some quality hating.

To not know who Kristen Stewart is would mean that you have been either living under or smoking rock for the past two years.  If you fall into this fine category then we would like to inform you that America has a black President and also that Kristen Stewart is an actress most famous for her role in the Twilight films, an embarrassingly popular series that documents the lives of teenage vampires or something.

Stewart also stars as Joan Jett in the new film The Runaways, which hits wide release this weekend.  For her role as Jett, Stewart grew a terrifyingly gross mullet, which checks in somewhere between John Stamos and a meth addict on the mullet grading scale.

Kristen Stewart is so Metal

If you recall, our ode to Allen’s mullet was fueled by the fact that he lives the disgusting life that his mullet advertises.  Stewart, on the other hand, is just another hipster douche bag with an ironic mullet.  What is most infuriating about Stewart is that she chooses to represent herself as a skeezer homeless hippie when in reality she makes more than enough money to take daily showers and fund a substantial coke addiction.  It is almost as if she is trying to fool everyone into believing that her lifestyle is that of a bass player in a nineteen-eighties hair band; when we all know that she is just another rich child actor. What do you think?  Sound off below and tell us what you hate about Kristen Stewart.

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