Haters Be Hatin'

Coming soon to a television near you- "Whores"

Celebrity news is all abuzz with the shocker that a new celebrity reality show is in the works and it will be hosted by none other than Skkkankalicious Michelle McGee and Tiger’s fourth alleged mistress Jamie Jungers.  I wonder if Ma and Pa Jungers are proud of their little go-getter.

Now, when I first heard this rumor I thought to myself what could the show possibly be called? Skanks on Ice? Hoes Digg’in Dirt? Fill in the Hole? Cocktail Waitress Nazis? Could always keep it simple and just call it Whores.

The new show that is currently being shopped around Los Angeles is actually called Celebrity Cheaters by the original creator of Cheaters, Bobby Goldstein. According to Goldstein’s pitch, “Celebrity Cheaters” will try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down… one of the first [Cheaters] cases that I ever had to turn down involved Ike Turner.” Is this guy nuts? Didn’t he see What’s Love Got to Do with It? I would stay the hell away from Ike or else I’d be getting the belt.

Trying to express his rationale behind a celebrity version Goldstein goes on to explain:

“Then, a few weeks ago, a colleague of mine in TV thought this [could offer] some utility for the young women who’ve found themselves cast aside by these gentlemen they’ve had these affairs with. I thought, let’s turn them into converts who are willing to preach the gospel, and have them restore their integrity.”

Ironically, McGee once applied to be on “Cheaters” to try to trap an ex. She was denied. Hopefully, Bombshell and Jungers don’t have crazy success with the show and can go back to doing what they do best- sucking dick. You know… nothing special.