I’m probably going to be shot by my editor because I Play COD is one of our Radio Show sponsors. That’s right, we have a radio show every Wednesday at 10 PM EST that you can call in and hate with us or just listen.  But I digress… there are just some things that absolutely drive me nuts about Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

5. Heartbeat Sensor or better known as Baby Monitor

Bitch Attachment

I list this as No. 5 because this can be countered with the Ninja Perk so it’s up to you if you want to fight people who use it and render their “baby monitor” useless.  But nonetheless it’s still so bitch to use this attachment on your gun.  If you want to see where people are, earn the damn radar and get a 3 killstreak. It’s not even a challenge so you can’t use that as excuse as why you have it on!

4. Painkiller Deathstreak

Weak

If you use this perk what you’re telling people is this:  ”I’m a little bitch who can’t kill someone before I die 3 times and the only way I have a chance is if I have a little extra health for the first 10 seconds when I respawn.”  This perk is often found with the above gun attachment as well as some of the other pansy ass shit.  The worst part is there is no way to counter this deathstreak.

3.  Noobtubers

Pussy Shit

Noobtubers (n) are players who habitually only use the grenade attachments on guns because they lack the skill of shooting and aiming and a grenade launcher is much easier as they only have to get in the vicinity of the player.  Players that use this typically have a strong lisp that accompanies their speaking and a high interest in fashion and clothing.  Oh… they may be homosexual as well.

2.  Hackers & Boosters

DENIED

I hate that I work my ass off to be a legit player and then these fuckers go straight to 10th prestige in a matter of minutes because of a hack.  They aren’t as bad as boosters though.  At least you know a hacker because a 10th prestige should never go 1 – 15.  Boosters are the scum of the gaming world.  They should be required to wrap their console in moist wet blankets while they play.  Luckily Sandy Ravage is there to help a little.

Drum roll…. the worst part about COD MW2…..

1. NO DEDICATED SERVERS

That’s right, the one thing pisses me off more than anything is the lack of server support from Activision.  Everyone is blaming Infinity Ward but they should be taking their concerns out on Activision.  These bastards sell $400+ million in first 24 hours and we are stuck with a shitty matchmaking.  Nothing is more annoying than seeing this in the middle of your game:

Sucks for that predator you were in the middle of

Take some notes from Bungie and get back the dedicated servers.

I bitch about this but you know the first thing I’ll do tonight when I get home?  Play a game of some Modern Warfare 2.  That’ll show you Activision!

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