With the Super Bowl always comes top tier commercials.  With this year we were given a pretty clever and humorous ad for E-Trade.  The commercial was clever, witty and will give you a quick chuckle… unless you’re delusional, psychotic and/or Lindsay Lohan.

Now before this article, did any single person here ever watch this commercial and say to themselves: “OMG, they totally ripped on Lindsay Lohan”  If you’re sane and normal, your answer was no.  However, if you are Lindsay “The Milkaholic” Lohan, you clearly think this was poking fun at you and you must fight back.

When Lindsay brings a case to court, she doesn’t do it lightly.  She’s asking for a recockulous amount of money: $100,000,000.  There’s no mistake on those 0′s, she wants 100 mil.  Here’s the statement from Lohan’s attorney:

“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said in a statement to the New York Post. “They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS NON-SENSE!  Are you serious?  Are you fucking serious?  I sure as hell hope this was a joke and Lohan comes back and says J/K.

Honestly, until reading the news today on Yahoo I never, not once, thought of Lindsay Lohan in this commercial and just thought “that was cute”.  Lindsay are times that tough that you go to filing suit over a commercial that uses a popular name?  What’s next… are you going to sue Belk Lindsey and say they defamed your name by changing the spelling?  Oh snap,  I want commission if you do!

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