Where in the world is Whoopi?

I used to love the NBA. I remember being a kid and watching Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, and Magic Johnson dominate the court with their talent and swagger. I loved watching Shaq during his rookie year, destroying backboards, and I loved how Dennis Rodman was a rebounding machine who was clearly out of his mind.

Now, the NBA is fluttered with a few greats and a whole lot of Joe Schmoes. The sad part is that all of these Schmoes get these silly contracts to play basketball and blow all of their money on the dumbest shit possible.

I thought the idiot on the Wizards and his gun collection in the locker room was going to be the icing on the cake for stupidity this year in the NBA… but Marquis Daniels has decided to prove me wrong. For some reason, he has decided to wear his own head around on a necklace. Either that or he is just a huge Whoopi Goldberg fan.

The thing that pisses me off more than anything else is… that necklace, most likely, costs more than I make in a year. Who the hell wears themselves as a necklace and what does that say about the kind of individual he is? I’m sure he is an awesome teammate who thinks so highly of himself that he wears himself around his neck in pride. I’ll bet you his assist numbers are not all that impressive, in fact, I’ll bet all of his numbers are not that impressive.

"You know the brothers love me!"

I really hope someone robs this guy and takes his damn necklace and I find it in a Jersey City pawn shop. I don’t know why, but I think it is the funniest necklace you could possibly wear and I would love to have it. I would take it everywhere. I would travel with it and take pictures of the necklace next to famous sites around the world. There is Whoopi next to the Eiffel Tower… and here she is next to the Great Wall of China.

I also really hope this guy at least donated a little bit of his money to Haiti. If you are the kind of person that has 300 grams of 14-karat gold made into your own head to wear around your neck… please tell me you had a few extra dollars to spare for Haiti.

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