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Hate on This: The Spyder

by LessThanWalker on March 31st, 2010

GAY

I forgot what I was watching at the time when I saw a commercial for this hunk of crap. I was in complete awe. It looks a lot like some fancy sleek ATV and I’m damn sure it might get great miles to the gallon… all while making you look like a complete douche while riding it.

Who the hell is going to buy this? They start at about 15,000 dollars. You would think that if you were going to blow 15,000 dollars at least blow it on something cool. This is not cool by any stretch and it’s even less cool with its little trunk that you can tow with it. I guess the idea is to give the motorcycle rider a chance to be able to bring things with him?

I do not own a motorcycle but I have always wanted to ride one. I think this invention is the biggest insult to the motorcycle since Ice Cube’s Biker Boyz (you know because it ends with a Z that it’s going to be crazy). You know who this bike really is for? Pussies. People that don’t have the balls to own or operate a real motorcycle and want something to give them an excuse to own a leather jacket.

I bet the OCC guys would laugh their asses off if any of them were forced to create one of these for some retard who wants his Spyder custom made to look like Spider-Man. You know it will happen. My faith in humanity will wane more and hopefully others will realize this waste of money and the Can-Am will be out of business shortly.

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