Think before you drink.

What the fuck?? Not really sure what the hell Fat Mike from NOFX was thinking when this past week he decided to share a bottle of tequila with his fans at a SXSW event in Annex Texas. What a kind gentleman he is. The only problem was… he wasn’t just sharing his tequila with the crowd but he was also sharing his urine.

Okay, let’s backtrack. Fat Mike, also know as Michael John Burkett, must have had some seriously fucked up childhood because he felt the need to dedicate an entire concert to it. Even though he took the time out to play a select few acoustic versions of the band’s better known songs… the majority of the evening’s concert was nothing but an ongoing barrage of “true stories” from his life that included instances of rape, suicide, and his mother’s bizarre suffocation death.

Well, apparently, Fat Mike wanted to drown his sorrows in a bottle of tequila and decided he wanted to wallow in his self-hatred along with his fans. So Mike, being the generous singer that he is, whips out a bottle of Patron at the top of the concert and proceeds to pour shots for himself and for over a dozen concert goers in the front of the arena.

Only problem was- after the concert was finished, Mike proceeds to show the arena a video that he had painstakingly filmed prior to the concert. What does it show? Why, nothing other than Mike urinating into the very same bottle of Patron that he so kindly shared with his fans. WHAT in the FUCK??

His response? “I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces,” Fat Mike told TMZ in an interview. He has since been permanently banned from the arena and a full investigation into the events has been launched.

Our response? If you’re dumb enough to go to one of their shitastic concerts then you deserve what you got. You’re just REALLY lucky he wasn’t passing out fudge.

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