I don't know about you but I'm sick of my iPhone fitting in my pocket.

If you didn’t already have enough technology in the palm of your hand with the iPhone and iTouch, now the Apple company is going to put out the iPad, a brand new state of the art handheld computer.

That’s right folks, if the iPhone was taking too long to be useful now you can walk around with a larger version of almost the exact same technology. The only thing new about this 500 dollar thing you really don’t need is… merely the fact that your tech savvy friend does not have it yet.

I don’t need a computer on me 24/7 and this is what the iPad will bring to the masses. Carrying around a laptop means a power cord and a place to sit, well now the iPad eliminates these problems. Now, you can stand and surf the web and never need to plug anything in.

If this technology sounds like an improvement over your personal life, well… congratulations!! You are officially a slave to the technology wizard of Steve Jobs and company. Now, a bigger question is… why does Jobs dress like a victim of the Heaven’s Gate Cult.

I can’t wait for the future where all individuals will be walking around with their iPads and traveling on segway scooters, all while not making eye contact with each other. Everyone will have a device in their hand, and will be connected to the net, and I guarantee this will lead to a high rate of suicides when the internet goes out.

That is what will be the next HUGE tragedy by the way- a huge wireless modem will be hanging above the major cities, and when the power goes out, and the net can not be accessed, that’s when the kool-aid will be passed around and Steve Jobs will fulfill his destiny as a cult leader.

He’ll be offing himself right along side those losers that play Call of Duty all day.

You know who you are.

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