The KKK's Dream Team!!

Now, this is what I would like to call the greatest idea ever presented, ever! Don Lewis, a former pro wrestler, has started the All American Basketball Alliance League and he is looking for a few good men to play for it.

The league will be comprise from 12 cities, will have low prices, and will be white only.

Yes, I said that, white only basketball. This whole civil unity has gone on long enough, and amazing man Don Lewis has seen the promise land from the mountaintop. The NBA, with all of its talent and color has dominated for far too long… and we need to get back to basics. Lewis wants basketball that is back to fundamentals and less akin to the “streetball” that he insists originates from people of color and foreigners.

Now, a lot of you are screaming “racist” at me and Mr. Lewis… but I say you are wrong. The NBA with its flashy slam dunks and amazing plays are purely coincidental because of the skin color of a player, and Mr. Lewis has figured this out before the rest of us even realized it. He really would like to bring us back to the good ole’ days when bathrooms were separate and fire hoses did more than just put out fires, if you know what I mean.

He’s bringing us back to when basketball was not just about talent, but whether  you were white or black, and of course, as we all know, the most talented players in any league are clearly white people. You don’t believe me? I know I can name 5 white players currently playing. Steve Nash, that heavily tattooed guy on the Nuggets, uh, ummmm… Ginobili (but he’s a foreigner)… uh……

You know what, white only basketball would suck.

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