Ignoramus pop artist Avril Livigne has just released her new single for Tim Burton’s upcoming Alice In Wonderland movie and true to Avril’s style and reputation… it sucks harder than all of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.
The only "complicated" thing I see is how you still have a career.
With all the awesome talent out there in the music industry why would Disney decide to go with Avril Livigne? She hasn’t had a decent song out since, well, ever? She’s been too busy trying to be a wannabe sk8ter girl and spitting on the paparazzi. What the hell is Disney thinking?
What confuses me is why wouldn’t they go with their golden child Miley Cyrus or even Demi Lovato? It’s not like Miley’s reputation could be any worse than Avril’s… and we all certainly know that Miley’s songs sell better than Avril could ever hope for. Her career has been in the shitter for years.
Maybe Tim Burton secretly has a hard-on for Lavigne?
Check the song out in all of its glory below: Is it just us or does she sound like a dying hyena? Thoughts???
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02/18/10 - 7:06 pm
She is HAWT
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02/18/10 - 7:18 pm
Ya… would totally hit it … and tell my boy
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02/18/10 - 7:25 pm
@Mat Houchens, Sigh… of course you would. Of course you would.
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02/18/10 - 7:22 pm
She was cool before she became this little bitch ass punk. I liked her first album for about a month. Now she’s a little bratty ass punk with no career. Good for her!
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02/18/10 - 7:22 pm
I’d like to see her and Miley C fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!
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02/18/10 - 7:24 pm
Oh good God. Well if you think about it.. Burton always likes his girls dirty and opinionated. I guess? Next thing you know we’ll be seeing Avril in all of his movies making out with Johnny. Sigh- Johnny…
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02/18/10 - 10:53 pm
seems like shes trying to be some sorta punk version of taylor swift- not that its something to strive for…
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02/18/10 - 5:48 pm
Meanwhile, Depp’s Mad Hatter is so dull and phoned-in that one can barely call it acting (Unless putting on too much blush and a stupid wig counts.), Mia Wasikowska’s Alice is so wooden that I kept expecting the Cheshire Cat to use her left arm as a tree branch, and while Helena Bonham Carter’s Red Queen is mildly amusing, the odd chuckle here and there isn’t enough to save this exercise in fantasy sleepwalking.
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