I'd rather leap off a cliff than watch this pile of shit.

The movie Leap Year- I have not seen this piece of crap nor will I ever unless my girlfriend makes me, but I love the whole concept of this romantic comedy so much… that I must talk about it.

Amy Adams, remember she was the reason Julie and Julia sucked, is some girl who loves this guy and decides she is going to propose to him on Leap Year in Ireland.

Supposedly, in Ireland, if a lady proposes to someone on Leap Year they must say YES or suffer ill fate! Of course this was an Irish idea and probably cooked up by some drunk who kept looking on the calendar and saw a day he swore did not exist… so he decided he wanted to scam the system and get married on a fictitious day. The man who made up this ingenious idea was the Lucky Charms Leprechaun, who later married Boo Berry in California on Leap Year.

The movie takes us through the hilly country of Ireland and makes you want a cold Guinness… hopefully. When Adams arrives, she of course gets lost and asks some local farmboy to help her get to where she needs to be. Of course she is going to fall hard for the local farmboy and then when the original dude she was after decides to propose to her, well, it’s really complicated.

Everything I’ve just told you I’ve learned from the trailer. I guarantee she picks the farmboy and we, the audience, don’t live happily ever after at all.  The End.

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