Can the hand go lower or is this it???
Just one look at the picture there to the left and you will understand why I had to write about this one.
God I love Japanese people, they just take weird and make it work for them. The Boyfriend’s Arm Pillow, shaped like a man’s torso with one sturdy arm, has been on sale since December 2003, and has so far been snapped up by thousands of singles across the world. How the hell have I not heard of this until it was plastered all over BBC this past week?
On the internet, the pillow runs anywhere between $19.95 and $80.00 and customers of the pillow are extremely satisfied. The pillows do have many benefits for woman across the world: they do not snore, they do not move around in the night, and they do not wake up with an erection and try to get some morning nookie before work.
I think it is interesting that woman across the world are turning to a pillow to comfort them. Does this say something about the current quality of men around the world? I wonder how I would feel if I could easily be replaced by a pillow? Come to think of it, I could easily be replaced by a pillow. So basically, the one thing I have going for me is the pillow can’t come up with $562.50 a month for its share of the rent.
Take that freaky looking pillow. I win.
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01/06/10 - 11:26 pm
I hope you can provide your girlfriend with more than just $562.00 per month in rent my friend… if you know what I mean.
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01/06/10 - 9:32 am
Between $19.95 and $80….so im guessing the more expensive version comes with vibrating swirling fingers and that morning chub in the form of a vibrator she can set to wake her up in the morning. I bet it even has a snooze button so she doesnt even have to pretend to be sleeping…
What im wondering is if it only comes in ‘white man with corporate collared shirt’ or if it also comes in ‘guinee tee with extra chest hair’ or maybe ’70′s pimp outfit with the hand clenched in a fist for authenticity’…
Surprised it stops at the waste line and doesnt include a back pocket and wallet she can put cash in for her to pretend to steal from and go buy shoes with…
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01/06/10 - 11:19 pm
@Morgazm, Bahahahaha!! Fuking weirdo!!
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