Here's to never getting laid...
I’m not a big gamer. I own a Xbox 360 and have a Xbox Live account but I would never consider myself addicted to the technology. I enjoy a little bit here and there… and on rare occasions I have been known to play a little GTA… for way too long.
The big game these days is the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series and I can understand why. It gives the gaming community the feeling of being a member of an elite commando squad and has an authentic approach to the first person shooter.
I hate every second of it.
First off, these online gamers with the headsets suck. They get together (alone at home) with their core group of friends (losers) and play a mission together… giving each other commands and basically living like an online death squad. The trash talking, name calling, and usual racist banter gets sickening after awhile. You ever want to experience this in all its glory? Play the game online with people you do not know. Once you are shot and killed by a 30-year-old loser in New Jersey (that lives with his mom), and he begins bragging about how awful you are, you will understand where I am coming from.
Back before evil Arabs... there were ducks.
Plus, the damn thing is just way too f’in hard. You take two steps in any direction and you’re killed immediately. A grenade is thrown at you, but you can never see the grenade, and guess what, you are then killed by said grenade. Another thing- it is never clear what the hell you are supposed to be shooting at or what you are supposed to accomplish in the game.
When it’s all said and done, you want to say fuck it, and just go play Duck Hunt on your old Nintendo.
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01/30/10 - 2:01 pm
dude…i agree with u but for the headset thing…just mute them.
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01/30/10 - 2:02 pm
You hate it because you suck at it.
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01/30/10 - 2:10 pm
ive had sex more times than you, and i can honestly say i play that game an hour a day. you have to be atleast half retarded if you don’t understand how to play. HEY, its war. shoot the bad guys. you thanking loser. your a loner for getting on the internet just to post this.
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01/30/10 - 2:11 pm
Man, just seems like you suck at Call of duty 4, or MW2…Actually practice and you might be good. A game like mw2, takes skill and patients. It’s not easy…
as for the trash-talking and stuff, Thats just Xbox live for you,you will find that on any game, xbox live wouldn’t be xbox live without the trash talking.
So instead of writing a pile of shit article on how much you suck at Cod4, actually play the game, and maybe you will be good enough to actually trash talk.
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01/30/10 - 2:24 pm
all this is saying is that your ass would get killed in…2 secs.if you joined the army.
1.id suggest crouching when u start a game and or enter a new room.maybe youll last longer than 2 secs….
as for the headset and racist shit.turn off voice? and play some music you like?
its not hard to enjoy that game its addicting.
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01/30/10 - 7:58 pm
@Shane M Holmes, Oh yeah- are you in the military? Many of my friends that wish they were back in the military enjoy playing this shit while they eat bags full of skittles and piss and moan about being discharged for one bullshit reason or another… or were fired from their contracting jobs with Blackwater or Triple C for being douchebags and posting confidential information on their Facebook pages.
PS- the army is for pussies. Try joining the Marines.
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01/30/10 - 2:46 pm
eh your just a scrub that can’t play cod… seriously… just cause your that bad of a nub and you dont understand what to do in a game where the playlist name tells you what the hell to doesn’t mean that the game is bad… yea you hate it because you play games for scrubs like gta, and you get way more racist banter on gta anyways so you can’t bitch about that… its all just upstanding black citizens spics, and wiggers online on gta trying to be gangsta when every last one of them are bitches… so before you go talkin shit about one game… check into the game you play and veiw the similarities dumbass
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01/30/10 - 3:02 pm
@I PLAY COD WITH PROS, Why don’t you learn to spell while you’re at it.
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01/30/10 - 2:56 pm
Dude youre just a kitty and wont admit that other are better then you. do you really think war is supposed to be easy? what a bunch of bullshit and youre an IDIOT!
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01/30/10 - 3:01 pm
Not everyone aspires to sit at home in their parent’s basements and play video games and wack off to porn all day. You thanking losers.
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01/30/10 - 4:55 pm
@RabidCareBear, Uhhh I totally aspire to sit at home play video games and wack off all day.
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01/30/10 - 7:53 pm
@Mat Houchens, I wack off all day but I don’t live at home…
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01/30/10 - 12:08 am
@RabidCareBear, Wait… you wack off? Don’t you mean play DJ?
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01/30/10 - 3:58 pm
Well when it comes right down to it, this is very similar to normal social life. :/ sorry man if shit talking isn’t your thing then don’t have a competitive attitude about anything. And the guy in new jersey w/ his mom; he’s thanking with you to get a laugh
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01/30/10 - 8:22 pm
I hate Call of Duty as well. The single player campaign is an unimaginativ scripted 4 hour pile of shit. The multiplayer lacks any kind of tactical requirement. You just have to be a 10 year old asian jacked up on redbull to have the reflexes to dodge the incoming grenades and have played the game enough to know where the campers hide. Its all about Counter Strike and Halo for multiplayer combat. Go F and join the 10 year old asian army and quit making me want to kill myself every time i see ive played 50 rounds and im only a corporal…and you lifeless losers are 8 star grand admiral generals of the 4th reich 10 year old asian army.
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