Tired of stoking it... Tiger pounds it in the hole.
Well, this is just getting better and better. Check this out. Those are the eight different women that Tiger Woods has been rumored to be involved with and wouldn’t you know it, the majority of them are pornstars and call girls. Also, am I the only one that noticed that a few of them actually look like his wife? I understand his thinking- maybe if he is seen in public with the ones that looked like his wife… then no one would notice.
On the other side of the coin, if you are going to cheat on your wife, wouldn’t you pick someone that doesn’t look like your wife at all? I actually can’t wait for the moment that the NAACP releases a statement complaining about how no black woman are mentioned to be a whoring with Tiger. Equal opportunity?
Well, if all the pornstars and hookers weren’t enough for you, one of them, a Miss Jamie Jungers has decided to tell her story to the today show. I personally love how all these networks preach no sex on their television shows or freak out if Janet Jackson’s left tit shows up during the Super Bowl, but a frank conversation about a golfer having lurid affairs with pornstars and hookers first thing in the morning is perfectly acceptable television. Long story short, he’s a dude who wouldn’t take care of his hooker. You gotta take care of your hooker Tiger, ho got to eat too.
You know what the funniest part to me about all of this is? Golfers never got laid before Tiger. Golfers are the one athlete on the planet next to a curler broom sweeper that rarely use their sport to get chics. The other sports have all of their groupies that hang out by the locker room, but golf really doesn’t have that.
All golf has are a bunch of rich dudes following around other men that truly appreciate their art of “stroking.” So, I guess Tiger had enough of that… and while on these tours he decided to take advantage of being the only fuckable guy on the PGA Tour.
I wonder if he kept his wedding ring in the golf bag?
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12/14/09 - 1:58 pm
Youre absolutely right. If I cheated I’d go Asian…or maybe one of those Eastern Europeans from all those classy clips on my favorite sites online.
In fact every one of them would be different…just for the experience of something new. I mean, when youre on vacation in a foreign country…you dont go to McDonalds to eat, or Starbucks for coffee…you try out all different kinds of local and exotic cuisine. Have you ever had Chinese food in Paris? Holy S it’s fantastic and completely different than it is over here. No greasy mess pooled at the bottom of your plate..no MSG…the fish is fresh…(that’s what she said)
I guess it all depends on where you go…and which restaurant. Which is the true for picking up hookers too i guess. Apparently Tiger went for the high priced Hos, just like Spitzer…but instead of paying $6,000 maybe you should have got the $8,000 option? Maybe this girl would have been that much more professional and that much more discrete? I forget which one up there is the hooker…but only Top center middle right and middle left are smokin. All the other chicks are plain jane and old hat.
Jesus Tiger youre a billionaire…you should be able to fly in the clone of the Prime Minister of Singapore…or in his case I guess he would go for a blond from Sweden. Not pick them up at Jeter’s apartment! Fly them in for the night…fly them out. Make sure they dont speak english…they sound hotter that way anyways.
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