You don't see people hatin on the smurfs for being blue. Just sayin...

A friend of mine was asking me to write a hate piece on the new film Avatar and I told him no.  I will not.  There is a great deal of bad buzz on the film because the aliens of the movie are blue.  I actually find it funny that I hear more people talking shit about this movie than a lot of other movies and yet I think I was the only one telling the entire world not to see Saw 6.  Let’s review a few things about Avatar and then let me ask you… “Why is there so much hate for the film?”

First off, everyone needs to stop hating on James Cameron, the film’s director.  Yes, he made Titanic.  Ok, so we are all blaming him on the Kate and Leo love story and the fucking awful song from Celine Dion?  What we are all forgetting is, that under all that stuff, it was a pretty bad ass disaster movie.  Watching the events in the movie unfold, as far as the disaster was concerned, it seemed extremely authentic.  Also, the man made Aliens, Terminator 1 and 2, The Abyss, True Lies, and of course Piranha 2, so the man knows how to make kickass action/sci fi.

Who gives a shit that the aliens are blue? Really.  Blue is that big of a deal?  This bullshit reason, at a time, when every other film to scroll across the screen is a remake, reboot, or sequel. The least of our problems is that the people in the movie are blue.  I personally think the movie looks weird and original and hopefully the 15 year absence Cameron took from directing will be rewarded to us on the screen.  Hey, even if it is a flop, at least Schwarzenegger will be out of California and we finally get our sequel to True Lies, cause I’ve been waiting to see Tom Arnold in a movie since The Stupids.

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