Viagra poster child??!!

In a case of completely revolting material, the largest gap between an old man and young woman just became unbeatable. Very recently, in the wonderful country of Somalia, a supposed 112 year old man married his 17 year old sweetheart. Ahmed Muhamed Dore, already has 18 children by five different wives, and now would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh, who is 17 years old.

Now, if Cialus or Viagra don’t endorse this guy, they are missing out on the marketing opportunity of a lifetime. I wouldn’t be surprised if as I am writing this piece that one of their representatives is sizing him up for a t-shirt. I have a bunch of questions right now. First, does he adhere to the four hour hard-on rule or is his time limit at about 15 minutes?

Now, I want to know how awful this girl is. I mean, you must be pretty special if you are about to hit your prime and the best you can do is get yourself a 112 year old man. Even by Somalin standards… this must be slumming it.

Want to be creeped out? He had been waiting for her to reach a proper age before he wanted to marry her. A proper age being 17, which means, when she was born he was 95. He probably didn’t notice her until she was 7 or 8, and when he was smitten he started making a deal with the family. Follow me here; he is about 103 or 104 when his infatuation begins, right? Imagine a 104 year old man coming up to your door and asking if he can start making arrangements to marry your 8 year old daughter.

And another thing, for a country whose life expectancy is from 40-45 years old- how the hell did a man last to be 112?

Turns out, he loves Cheerios.

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