Ah, the PERFECT family.

Tiger Woods had the weirdest drive of his entire career over the weekend and it did not involve a fairway or a sand trap… but it sure was rough. At 2:20 AM on Thanksgiving night he was found in a car accident outside his Florida home when his Cadillac Escalade hit a fire hydrant after he lost control of his car.

He was alone in the car, and supposedly his wife was bashing the car violently with a golf club… to get him out of his peril. A lot of folks are asking why was he going out at such an hour. Clearly these reporters don’t understand that Best Buy was opening in 3 more hours with Blu Ray DVDs at half price.

Now, after the accident, the flood gates have opened about the truth of the situation. There are lacerations on Tiger’s face that are not from the accident. His wife bashing in the car windows with a golf club had nothing to do with the accident.

This all had more to do with her response of Tiger being involved with some mistress in Australia. Hey, another moment where I once again shout out, “You rock Australia!” The media storm is truly circling because Tiger had become that rare athlete like Michael Phelps in America. The athlete with the squeaky clean image and I think Americans have had just about enough.

You know there are a few people really happy about all of this, and yes, I am one of them! I have had enough of this “king of kings” not involved in hookers and cocaine deals. I like my athletes like I like my friends- full of problems, and a BAC over .10. Tiger Woods has been way too clean for way too long and it’s about time for his star to fall just a little bit.

I wonder if Brewer has a Facebook page.

We need to remind ourselves that no one is pure and innocent and that all of us are just as guilty as the next person. It’s like politicians. I don’t like voting for people not involved in sex scandals and drugs. Because quite honestly, I don’t think they are real people if they say they aren’t up to these shenanigans.

Tiger- congratulations on rejoining society.

You may have more money than I’ll ever see but now I know we can relate on pissing off a woman so much that she tried to kill you.

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