Cloverformers: Coming in 2012. Hopefully, Megan Fox dies in this disaster of a movie.
So the end of world is coming up and I have to talk about this sure to be piece of crap movie. From the guys that made Independence Day, Godzilla, and The Day After Tomorrow, we now have 2012. It’s the exact same movie, over and over again. Now I have not seen the movie at all, but I am going to predict what happens. I will then see the movie, because I have to, and let’s see how close I am.
First off, we get some idea that the disaster is looming. The opening shot will forecast what is sure to be coming, but will not be loud enough for anyone to notice. Most likely we will have that one shot of someone noticing something, but it will be a blip on the radar. Then we will have the introduction of our main character, usually at work, or with his family. There will be some idea of his back-story, either a drunk, a divorce, or some issue that is keeping the family unit as a whole- not connected.
We will then meet some other people, some connected to the main character and some not. Most likely they will cover other races and ethnic cultures. There will be some stereotypes but nothing that borderlines racist thinking. There will be a comic relief character and also a beloved pet. Then the sh*t will hit the fan. Special effects will rule the day, things we know and love will be destroyed, and millions of people will lose their lives and it all somehow stays at a PG-13 rating. I can guarantee you the Statue of Liberty will be destroyed.
Ok. The Worst is over. The few survivors, who just so happen to be our protagonist and his family, except for one or two key characters, are now huddled together fighting to survive. Usually a parent or a close friend didn’t make it. The rest of the movie will drag on forever, and hope and humanity will somehow conquer. Also, love will matter as well, and everyone who was fighting will kiss and make up in the end. Then the credits rolled and I wasted another $11 dollars.
You have already seen this a dozen or so times, so unless you have a desire to watch the world end again, I think we can all skip on 2012.
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11/17/09 - 10:24 am
Did you hear that people are so worried about the end of the world because of the hype from this movie that NASA actually had to release a statement saying “THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END in 2012!…unless Sarah Palin becomes President in 2012!”
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
I’m hearing (er…reading) online that ‘they’ are thinking of making 2 sequels to Independence Day to make it a BigBadDisasterApocalypseAlienInvasionMovieTrilogy. I just hope Goldblum is in it. I haven’t seen him or his lame schtick in a movie or heard him say “must go faster!” since…well…Independence Day.
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11/17/09 - 8:38 am
@Morgazm703, the best part is, it’s a continuous story, so all the places destroyed in the 1st one are not available, by the third movie they will run out of significant places. I’m not paying 11 bucks to see the largest ball of twine get wrecked. They only shot they have is Boston. If I were to see Fenway and a legals get it, then I’m sleeping at the box office for 1st tickets.
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11/17/09 - 9:27 am
@Walker, Im thinking since all the cities and developed areas got pancaked and there wont be anything left by part 3…all the survivors decide to huddle near Natural Wonders of the World. So instead of buildings and man made landmarks getting zapped, we see the Grand Canyon fill to the top with molten rock, Yellowstone gets blasted and becomes 1 giant geyser, the deserts in the middle east are flattened into a sheet of glass, the forests go up like match sticks…and all the survivors that decided to go out in the ocean and tread water until the trilogy is over and its safe get boiled and steamed to death and all you see is the bottom of the ocean, with the water all gone with dolphins flopping around getting pinched by crabs…
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11/17/09 - 9:27 am
@Morgazm, Oh…and aliens win in 3.
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11/17/09 - 12:56 pm
Is there any example of the aliens winning?
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11/17/09 - 12:58 am
LOL THat SHyt was fuNNII!!! Good shyt i completely agreee !!
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11/17/09 - 9:13 am
hi, did u actually watch this shit and then wrote it? bqz it was exactly what happen and i hate myself that trust some friends and went to watch it. i wonder if Hollywood actually don’t have any more story to make movie out of it?
it was stupid and i really hate myself to wast my time like that.
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11/17/09 - 11:06 am
@hate 2012, No, I have still not seen the movie, but I’m glad my review was accurate.
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