I love Halloween, I think next to Flag Day, it is my favorite holiday, but every year there are a few things that just irk the sh*t out of me.  Here are the top 5 things that piss me off every Halloween.

Whores

5. Whores. Girls that get the whore version of a costume and then complain it’s too cold.  To begin, with the whore version is taking a classical costume idea (Ghostbusters, cop, Little Red Riding Hood, Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, and Dora the Explorer etc) and making the character change into what the whore would look like.  Usually these costumes don’t have a great deal of fabric, which will result in little coverage.  Please girls, the next day is November and all, so you might want to bring a coat. And NO I’m not carrying it for you.

Last Minute Costumes

4. Last Minute Costumes. Going to Party City at the last minute and getting stuck being the worst costume they… still have.  This may have happened to you, and it’s always a costume from something that wasn’t even cool when it came out 10 years ago.  You wanted to be one of the Watchmen, but decided to get the costume on Halloween afternoon. You might as well stay home alone and watch the entire Saw series and then shoot yourself.

Guess who is going to the Halloween party as Jar Jar Binks?

That Guy

3.  That Guy. The guy who wears a t-shirt that says I’m wearing my Halloween costume needs to do all of us a favor and take his no imagination ass back home.  This also goes for the people that go out and make no effort whatsoever because they think Halloween is stupid and only for children.  Halloween is the one day a year you can do whatever you want, act however you want to act, and no one can give you shit for it.

If you can’t see the fun in that, you don’t belong at any party.

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Lame Couple's Costumes

2.  Lame Couple’s Combo Costumes. Will the couples doing the combo Lock and Key, or Ball and Chain costumes please start getting a little more creative? I get it, the two of you are banging, but I’m sure we could start to think of better ideas than that.  How about the guy dresses as Roy and the girl as a tiger? Maybe the guy could be Michael Jackson and the girl could be a little boy.

How about OJ and Nicole on the night of the murder? Now that is a creative costume idea people!

Candy Corn

1.  Candy Corn.  It has always sucked.  It will always suck, the only reason you ever eat the candy corn is because all of the other candy is gone.  Who the hell came up with Candy Corn in the first place? Probably the same guy who invented Smarties.

Well according to today’s kids, smarties are only good for smoking.

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