Here are 5 current commercials that are just pissing me the hell off.
LEVIS
5. Levis- I saw this Levis ad while watching football one Sunday and I remember screaming at the TV with a beer in my hand, “WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU SELLING!” Then thankfully the Levis logo came up and announced that it was indeed a Levis jean commercial. I do like the poem, but I don’t see how a pair of jeans is the radical change this country needs.
It’s a pair of jeans, relax, you’re not changing the world with them.
SYMBICORT
4. Symbicort. This Symbicort ad is complete garbage. First off, the product does absolutely nothing for asthma sufferers. It does not replace a rescue inhaler, so it is completely pointless unless you just like to take pills for the sake of taking pills. If so… then this drug is for you. Also, why the hell is the entire ad in silhouette? When I think of a faceless figures in black I think of one thing…
I think of DEATH.
FEBREZE
3. Febreze. Febreze is awful and so is the commercial. It’s a product for lazy people who don’t want to actually clean something. And how about that piece of crap tagline- “For all the things you can’t wash, wash it with Febreze!” Because I guess you can’t wash a room in a house unless you dose it in a mystery chemical that probably causes cancer to humans.
Also that little tune in the background sums up why our society is garbage.
FIX IT
2. Fix it. The main reason for this commercial selection is the salesman is dead. He has been dead for quite awhile now, and I am wondering, how long will Billy Mays live on for? It’s been a solid 4 months since he died but thankfully from the grave he is still selling for Oxi-clean, this scratch removal, and whatever that gardening tool he loves is. Why couldn’t the slap chop/Shamwow guy die? They would have replaced him in two seconds. Watch the slap chop commercial. You will love his nuts.
CHASE SAPPHIRE
1. Chase Sapphire. This ad disgusts me. She walks in with this dress on and he announces THEY should use their points and go on vacation. She very casually tells him they can’t take the vacation because she blew all the points on the dress. He wanted something for the two of them and this selfish wh*re blew it on herself. I bet it sums up their marriage, she never asks and just spends all his money. I feel sorry for him, he seems like a nice guy wanting to go on a vacation with her. But no she wanted a dress. Screw the vacation. You know the dress will never be worn again. Bitch.
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10/23/09 - 2:21 pm
I really hate all of your Saw6 commercials on Facebook.
Now.
The worst commercial is the one for the ShamWow.
Now Im a guy so I watch a fair share of internet porn and go through a box of tissues like a can of Pringles. So being the frugal fellow that I am and an economics minor, I decided it would be a good idea to get rid of the box of tissues next to my computer, and get a ShamWow. The commercial promises the following:
1) Easily removes cola, wine and pet stains – if its good enough for pet stains it must be good enough for “Human Stains” right? Wonder if it works on my sheets!
2) Doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess – no more crust on the carpet!
3) Washes, dries, and polishes any surface – “Polishing”…hmmm still in line with my ultimate goal right?
4) Won’t scratch any surface – The rule is, No Teeth and No rough ShamWow.
5) Machine washable and bleachable – No more bleach smell coming from my garbage can!
6) Lasts ten years – I would not yet have gone through 2 Shamwows since I discovered masturbation when I was 12!
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10/23/09 - 4:19 pm
That bitch from the Chase commercial needs her ass kicked!
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10/23/09 - 4:20 pm
saw 6 is the dumbest thing on the planet; i agree with you morgazm. it would be cool if the shamwow dude died….nobody would have cared. bring back BILLY!!!! and btw, you dont really need tissues…. either jack off into a paper cup, or just leave it where it falls…. ive tried both methods, (before my girlfriend started helping me) use the cup….. or, try my new invention! the JIZZ BUSTER!!!!(C)
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10/23/09 - 4:23 pm
everybody loves billy in some way. whether it be you love to hate him, when you see him on tv you think, whats he yelling about now? i want to buy it……. but now hes DEAD!! why? why? i almost cried when i heard my mentor had croaked. but, everybody dies eventually. i wish it was that shamwow bundle of sticks.
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10/23/09 - 6:19 pm
Billy Mays was a COKE HEAD!!
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10/23/09 - 2:52 am
Whats wrong with a febreze bath?
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10/23/09 - 12:44 pm
How about all the anti-smoking commercials they play during baseball games! I do not need to see amputated limbs and trach holes during a pitching change!!!!
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