Haters Be Hatin'


Tom Cable is the head coach of the Oakland Raiders. Randy Hanson is a defensive assistant coach for the organization. During a staff meeting, Cable allegedly  broke Hanson’s jaw. The Raiders, who are owned by the oldest man in the world, are saying it’s an internal incident. Listen, do what you want, just be out of jail by Sunday.

Raiders Camp Football

I wonder if I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight...

Now I don’t know if you follow football or not, but I’ll sum it up like a 4 year old. The Raiders have consistently sucked for a long time now. Cable supposedly never punched the guy and the accusations say he just tossed him out of his chair which resulted with Hanson smashing his jaw into a filing cabinet. I think I know what really is going on here, Randy Hanson is in an abusive relationship.

I now want to take this opportunity to speak directy to Mr. Hanson; Sir, you do not have to put up with this. There is help for abuse! I know he says he loves you but does love really come with such a heavy price? Right now it’s a broken jaw, what is going to happen next? What’s going to happen on missed coverage on a basic cover 2 package and the result is a 35-yard gain and the Broncos are now in field goal range? Does he drink when this happens? I know he says he can change but really do you believe him?

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2 Responses to “Tom Cable: Hatin’ on Randy Hanson”

  1. Prof. Balls

    If I were the coach of the raiders, I would have killed him. Him and every other son-of-a-bitch that looked at me cockeyed

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  2. RabidCareBear

    LOL @ prof balls.

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