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Crazy Scary Animals (Hey Look Animals)
Best Protest Sign Ever (I Am Bored)
Cat Congress (The Onion)
Dating Advice (Whip It Out Comedy)
Popularity: 4% [?]

09/28/09 - 7:17 pm
God’s a player hater and an asshole. He’s even depicted as an asshole in the bible. How? Because every few millenia when we thank up for too long, he’s like “ thank this noise!” And kills us all. What a thanker. How he got so many dumbasses to worship him, I dont know, but what I do know, is that he sucks. He watches you when you shit. He wants your mother to die. He said “piss off” to Lilith and created Eve and now he’s just sitting back watching us murk the shit out of each other and jacking off to the world failing at life. I hate him so much!
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09/28/09 - 11:09 pm
there is no such thing as ‘god’. It is a story constructed by the people of back then. it is also one of the best tricks ever pulled on humanity. The world was created through science not ‘magic’. seriously i dont understand why so many people beleive that a big floaty man from ‘up above’ ‘created the world, it is stupid and there is no scientific proof of it. and if you want to argue with the whole ‘jesus rose from the dead’ thing then ill tell you this, jesus had a twin. and btw while im on the subject, Mary was no virgin! its obvious that joseph was in on the whole scheme, either that or mary was messing around on him! The story of ‘Jesus’ and ‘God’ and all that is fictional. a stupid scam constructed by a group of people in the past. it is the greatest scam ever pulled off in the history of the world! Don’t believe their lies! It is all untrue/fake/false!
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09/28/09 - 12:58 pm
Poor little God haters. “Oh my mommy died, Wah!” You ever wonder maybe God thinks you’re an asshole too? Maybe if you were more obediant and grateful for what He’s given you then He would give you more. But no, you’d rather whine like a kitty and blame everything on Him. How about you “players” try keeping it in your pants and stop spreading your F*cking STD’s to the rest of the populace. Why don’t you all gather together and dig a deep hole and jump in it. That way, when you go to hell, you won’t have that far to go.
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09/28/09 - 9:55 am
Even if you do EVERYTHING he says, god still finds a way to break your balls. End of story.
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09/28/09 - 5:22 pm
@Fika, How do you know it’s God, first of all? Maybe it’s just your shitty choices or the people you hang with. Maybe it is f***ing Lucifer. Everyone is going to die, some early, some later. And if it turns out it was the devil, then you’re going to feel like a real moron while you’re roasting in hell. Between the weeping and gnashing of teeth that is. The Devil doesn’t need to go after sinners, he’s already got them. He likes to attack the ones closest to God. And if you believe then you know whoever’s Mom you were talking about is in a much better place than this shithole we live in. So stop being such a whiner already. Take some responsibility and make your own life better. God helps those who help themselves but if you keep pissing Him off He’s going to let the Devil do what he wants to you.
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09/28/09 - 6:50 pm
This has nothing to do with whiny, this has to do with god being as asshole. EVEN TO Tibetan MONKS, He breaks their balls and they didnt do SHIT!
F*CK GOD.
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09/28/09 - 5:22 pm
@Fika, Tibetan monks don’t believe in Jesus. Why the f*ck would God give a shit about them? It’s one of the damn requirements for salvation. And those goat thankers in Tibet know about Christianity so they don’t have an excuse. They choose to worship some fat oriental dough boy that used a cobra as a hat instead of worshipping the creator of the universe. And if those dipshits believe in reincarnation then they shouldn’t be that afraid of death. If those gook, commie, Chinese pricks run over them with tanks, they’ll just be reincarnated right? So F*ck Em’
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09/28/09 - 7:09 pm
@Fika, god is kind hearted unlike you be nice and us Cristian’s
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09/28/09 - 11:43 pm
You all are pretty serious up in here. God is my friend. lol
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09/28/09 - 6:41 pm
That is a funny picture. But I hope all of you know that God isn’t a human, He doesn’t think “oh you’re being an asshole so I will be one too”…He loves everyone. He hates sin, but not the sinner. God bless.
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09/28/09 - 9:09 pm
@Angie, Nicely said. “God hates sin, but not the sinner”. I think I’ll remember that. And to everyone else (though it’s been like 2 years since someone was on here, so…) lighten up. I don’t bash people who believe differently – it’s called tolerance. I may not like what you have to say, but I will respect your right to say it. Chill, okay? Just…take it down a notch. It’s all going to be okay.
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09/28/09 - 8:57 pm
lol i think ‘truth’ is mad. could it be his faith is being questioned, and since he has no factual evidence to support his beliefs, he responds with anger?
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