I have an Xbox and a Wii and I love them dearly. I grew up with Video games, like all of you, but lately I am finding myself more and more annoyed with them than anything else. Here are the top 5 things that are really bothering me with something that I do enjoy every once in a while.
$60.00 Video Games
Number Five: Video Game Prices. Why the hell are video games 60 bucks? This has never been explained to me. When we were kids the cartidge games were the same prices. Now everything is on a disc. Wouldn’t that make the products cheaper? Now I’m sure there is someone that could explain this to me, but I want to know why this game is 20 bucks and this game is 60. Cause the worst part is you wind up beating the game in a week or two and take it back to Game Stop to trade it in for like 10 bucks, which brings me to number 2.
Game Stop Employees
Number Four: GameStop Employees. I hate Game Stop. They are everywhere and it’s the same douchbag in every store. Some dweeb who really wants to change his legal name to his online name. My name is John but you can call me DarthMaul227. You ask them a question and they roll their eyes like you are some moron. “UMMM, NO SIR, this game does not require you to have an HDTV, it’s not like the companies NEED you to have one,” he says as he spits on me. I just immediately imagine knocking that c*cksucker out right there on the spot.
Online Gamers
Number Three: People who live online. Their entire life is summed up in their Call of Duty kill count. They play for 17 hours a day. They are all wastes of air. The worst part is when you are a casual gamer and go online to try to have fun, and these losers curse you out and call you names while wearing that little radio headset. They are usually under the age of 15, racist, and tell you to suck him like you play Guitar Hero.
Game Accessories
Number Two: Accesories. I have way too much video game crap for a man who is about to hit 30. 3 fake guitars, fake drum set, fake steering wheels , mics, tennis paddles, and golf clubs. Why do we need this sh*t? Creators wanted to make it so interactive that now we have crap everywhere. It’s going to get to the point that people are going to die and asked to be buried with their fake guitars that they wreaked havoc online with. Overall, what is bothering me is that these companies have successfully taken a lot of money from me only to do what is always inevitable when it comes to video games.
Game Consoles of the Past
Number One: All that stuff you have is absolutely meaningless in about 3 years. That’s right. Just like that old Nintendo and Sega Master system did to the old Atari system. The PS 4 will make the PS 3 become a paper weight and the Xbox 720 or 900 Kickflip or whatever the hell they will call the thing will most likely just become a bookend. There is nothing you can do about it. I just wish it could go back to the simple days, an A and B button, and a fat plumber trying to kill a big gorilla who has his woman. At least back then you didn’t have to have a virtual plunger.
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09/24/09 - 2:12 pm
sigh… the good old days of abab-select-start. Now it’s so freakin’ confusing. If I just want to kick it’s the x, but if I want to kick with a twist then it’s -> trigger x x b… what the hell?
punching, jumping, taunting, pick-up, throw, shoot, switch weapons, discard weapons, swithc ‘special’ weapon, bomb, look at map, look at map with night vision, flip someone off, finish him, xray vision, fly, pee on someone, pick your nose, steal a car, superman that ho… STOP THE MADNESS!!!
and i swear if i see one more Halo Tea Bagging assult…
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09/24/09 - 2:14 pm
well… at least video games keeps losers and retards at home where they belong…
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09/24/09 - 2:17 pm
Man stop hatin’ your paying for enertainment, is fun. it helps relax you and like get away from all the bitching from your mom and stuff
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09/24/09 - 2:19 pm
ta daaa
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09/24/09 - 2:24 pm
Dude… youre 30? don’t you have girls to play with?
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09/24/09 - 2:24 pm
or kids?
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09/24/09 - 3:10 pm
@MIchael Night I’m 30 almost and don’t have kids yet. Who the hell says you have to have children by 30? I’d rather shoot myself in the face than pop out some brats yet. Shit- I’ll pay the money for the over priced video games over children. ICK.
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09/24/09 - 3:10 pm
@jose- it’s also you’re not your.
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09/24/09 - 3:58 pm
@erin,
oh… you’re an ass hole… much better, thanks
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09/24/09 - 4:11 pm
@Jose A., At least she can spell dude.
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09/24/09 - 4:29 pm
@RabidCareBear,
at least she has that i guess
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09/24/09 - 4:12 pm
Anyone that plays video games at 30 is a loser!!
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09/24/09 - 11:39 pm
@karen, Are you kidding me. Don’t be hating on video games because your husband left you. We play video games to get away from bitch ass wives such as your self.
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09/24/09 - 3:47 pm
@karen, being semi-retired at age 30 gives me the opportunity to play video games, any games, I want… sorry.. no loser here!
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09/24/09 - 4:14 pm
Thank that!! I have all the cool video games because my rich ass parents buy them all for me for doing well in school. Too bad you’re mad because you just can’t afford them! LOLZZZZZZ!!
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09/24/09 - 4:45 pm
The other day my arm was killing me and I thought I just must have slept on it wrong. I mean, just putting on my shirt was painful. Then I realized, OMG IT’S FROM THAT DAMN WII SPORTS!!!! sigh… so lame…
plus, some games make me woozy
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09/24/09 - 3:45 pm
@Vanessa Aranegui,
you know you are out of shape and a plumper when Wii gets you sore. go eat another chicken wing!
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09/24/09 - 9:49 am
I swear my XBOX360 is like my second girlfriend. I spend just about as much time on my Xbox during the week as I do with my GF on the weekends. When I wake up hung over and pickelled from the hooch on a Sat morning there are 2 things I crave…getting some ass to inject some positive feeling back into my withdrawn body…and playing video games ALL day on my couch while I hydrate and recuperate…by myself…in a dark room.
The problem with video games is that now that I’m old enough to buy them for myself…I buy every new game that comes out that gets a rating of 9 or more on IGN. Its not like when I was 12 and I got A game for my Bday or A game for Christmas and I button smashed those games until I got a new one the next time around. Now theres too much work to do, too many achievements, so much to figure, campaigns and multiplayer and Co-Op, downloadable content, and trailers and prieviews I feel like I’m losing my Fing mind! The WORST is when the announce the next best dream job game thats in production adn coming out soon like Halo7 and you watch the trailer and at the end it says…coming summer of 2012…whatthefuckamIsupposedtodowithmyselfuntilthen!!?
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09/24/09 - 8:45 pm
dude about number 4 its even worse trying to get a job at that crack house of a business. I went in there about 3 months ago looking for a part time job. I think ” hey i like video games why not get a job working with them?”. i get into the interview and the guy starts quizzing me on the ABC acronyms of games. i mean as a causal couple hours a week gamer i can keep up with most of that stuff but honestly can anyone tell me what GHHRAT means???those assholes practically laughed me out of the place. so SCREW game stop besides GameCrazy is way better, better advice, selections, and service. and the guys there were never assholes to me even when i was sitting around with my first system(PS1) and was completely stupid when it came to games. those jackasses actually called me a noob!
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