Welcome to The Five, our rundown of some of the strangest, lamest, or most bad ass things that occur on this planet.  In this edition we take a look at five of the most awkward, strange, and hideous body parts.  Enjoy.

Cankle

5: The Cankle

In the unfortunate instance where one is not blessed with the genetic trait of calves or is overweight to the point of ankle obesity, then said person is often the proud owner of cankles.  Cankles are legs with no change in shape, where the ankle and calves have merged together into a tube of flesh.  Tube legs, if you will.  While not as awkward as some other parts, the cankles still hold a firm place in the most awkward of body parts.

Muffin Top

4:  The Muffin Top

Look we understand that not everyone has the physical build of a starving African child.  Some people are a little chubby, we get it.

But, what we don’t get, is why chubby people must chose to accentuate their chubbiness.  Enter the Muffin Top.  You’ve probably heard of the muffin top, and I can almost gurantee that you have seen the muffin top.  But what we should be asking, is why does the muffin top even exist?  It is the most avoidable of all awkward body parts but it seems to be far to prevalent in our society.

The FiveHead

3:  The Five-Head

If it’s bigger than a forehead, it’s got to be a five-head.

The five-head is a huge ass forehead.  It’s that simple.  When thinking of the five-head, Christina Ricci should immediately come to mind.  The queen of five-head, Ricci has a dome piece reminiscent of the backboard of a basketball hoop. Look for Ricci in an upcoming episode of SHAQ vs. when he takes on LeBron in a 1 on 1 game featuring this five-head as the speicla guest, it’s that big.

The Ginger

2: The Ginger

It may come as a shock to many of you, to see Red Hair listed as the second most awkward body part.

Because, it should be number one, right?

Not so fast my friend, while Ginger hair is equally parts awkward as it is appalling it is perfectly suited to be the second most awkward of human features.  It is not quite as breath-taking as the gunt, but that is only because it has become far too familiar to us all.  Every day we are subject to looking at the hideousness of gingers, that we have become far too accustomed to their unsightliness.

The Gunt

1:  The Gunt

It’s not quite a gut.  It’s not quite a cunt.  It’s simply a gunt!

You may not know it, but you’ve seen the gunt.  Typically seen at Walmart or family reunions, the gunt is that really strange mass of flesh hanging on the front of the human torso.  While generally found on women, the gunt is known to appear on the occasional male as well.  If accompanied by a camel toe, it can be the most frightening site to behold on any living creature.  The gunt is easily the most disgusting, abhorring body part in existence.

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