Honda For Life... Literally
The media likes to proclaim that people copycat what they see in the movies. I agree to some extent, and I honestly don’t think that this is any more true than when it comes to these morons living like they are in the Fast and the Furious movies.
I’m sure you have noticed this trend- idiots driving around in their super cool juiced up 04′ Honda Civics with flames painted on the doors, and neon lights glowing away on the undercarriage like they’re in the light parade at Disney World. Pumping some form of obnoxious trance/hop dance music out of their 25 speakers, with flames shooting out of the shiny dual exhaust system in the back.
These ”speedracers” like to drive 125 miles per hour in school zones and around retirement homes. They are also clearly wannabe Vin Diesels that enjoy sporting “Affliction” shirts, wear their two sizes too small Diesel jeans, and get off on bragging how they live their life “a quarter mile at a time.” What kind of a lifestyle is this? Do they know how much of a douchebag they are? And the worst part is… this is really happening. Everyday. They’re going out into traffic almost causing accidents left and right. Well it is time this hideous trend come to an end.
The Only Acceptable Drag Racing
This is an open call to all motorist: Please someone run these polesmokers off the road. If you see a car with neon lights- slash their tires. If they have flames painted on the door- either key your name into the side in pretty calligraphy, or step it up one, and set their car on fire. If they have flames shooting out of the exhaust- put bananas in the tailpipes or drop a tampon in their gas tank! And if you get caught- challenge them to a race for… “slicks.”
Brag and mock him and tell him he ain’t no “real driver.” Tell him that he needs to “put up” or “shut up.” And then take the longest key you have and stab that asshat in the throat and start sucking his blood. Yell at him,
“You want to live your life in the movies fool? You may live your life a quarter mile at a time but I live my life a quarter pint at a time cause I’m a Vampire Mother F*cker!”
It’s time to show these A$$holes what affliction REALLY feels like!
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09/17/09 - 12:47 pm
if they want 2 b as bad as they say then lets let them.
Soon they will b arrested 4 screaming at some old lady “Madam, I need ur vehicle.” or just start raping her because they dont have enough adrenaline.
Good-Day America.
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09/17/09 - 5:01 pm
“Please someone run these polesmokers off the road.” Genius.
The WORST is instead of dark tinted windows…’those kind of people’ mirror tint their windows.
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09/17/09 - 11:18 pm
I carelessly park near cars like this. Every time I hit their car when opening my door or when I am squeezing into a spot too small, my dick moves.
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