Haters Be Hatin'


Gear up for the 2nd Hate Off. Based on feedback from the first one we are slightly modifying the rules.

1) One “Hate” per comment

2) 45 words or less per hate

3) Submit as many “Hates” as you want.

The best hate recieved by Thursday 9/3/09 will win a T-shirt from Snorg Tees.

Now that that’s out of the way…

This Hate Off is on guys wearing “Skinny Jeans.” Many times this is done by emo kids, hipsters, whatever. Skinny Jeans are meant for girls. NO ONE ELSE. It is on the verge of guys wearing leggings or tights. It should NOOOOOOOT be done!

This is NOT a front and back pic.

This is NOT a front and back pic.

Why do guys do this? TheONLY acceptable reason for guys wearing skinny jeans is if you are a f*cking Rock Star of some sort. Not if you are a poser.

Unless you are some sort of Rock Star....

Unless you are some sort of Rock Star....

Ok Folks, you know the rules. Hate Away.

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89 Responses to “Hate Off: Guys Wearing “Skinny Jeans””

  1. Aidan Kendall

    HELL NO. no one wants to see your man junk.

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    Luci

    @Facebook User, LMAO!!

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    Ben Skunk Jennings

    Then dont look you fucken faggit.

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    Fika

    If this was the Renaissance in effing Britain with Kings and shit, skinny jeans would be effing glorious. Why not put on a jingle hat and do an effing dance?! But it’s not. So shop in the MENS department.

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    mike

    @Fika,

    You are a fool. You shou;ld read up on the history of skinny jeans

    http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Skinny-Jean:-A-Brief-History&id=351854

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    SkinnyK1d

    Hey if you look good do what you want im not hating im approving and some girls think its hot so step off

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    GirlApproved

    @SkinnyK1d, im a girl and i think guys in skinnys can be hott if theyre not super tight and black. the guy has to have the right face to wear them and should wear them slightly loose

    so yeah, i (a girl) approve

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  2. Anderson James Robinson

    Man those Gays wearing those skinny jeans just isn’t right. I don’t want to be staring at an ass that’s bent over and then Skyler stands up in front of it! Guys need to wear shit that was made for guys. I’m just Hatin’ .

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  3. Facebook User

    Skinny Jeans are for British Rock Stars or Girls. NOOOOOTTTTTT for normal guys. If these emo kids stopped wearing this kinda stuff they could get some friends.

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    Collin Shaw

    @Eric Johnson,
    what do u have against british rockstars?
    “Oy, blimey my day has bloody bad.”

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  4. Tyra

    Gay

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    Mary

    @Tyra, YOUR gay; guys in skinnies are HAWT

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  5. Vanessa Aranegui

    camel-toe looks bad on guys too… I’ll even go a step further and say that a nut camel-toe is worse than a vaj camel-toe…

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    Ben Skunk Jennings

    @Vanessa Aranegui, hey dont looka at it, you dumb fuck. no one tells you how to fucken dress. so dont be haten on someone elses style. its what they want. so thank you if you dont like em. there the best damn thing in the world.

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    Vanessa Aranegui

    @Ben Jennings,

    A. No one tells me how to dress because I don’t dress like an ass hole…

    B. I’m a little confused. Are you saying that nut camel-toe (which I just learned is called “moose-knuckle”) is the best thing in the world? hm… does your ass hurt?

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    Fika

    I agree with you. This Ben character is getting an bent out of shape about haters hatin on the skinny jeans. Now, I’m all for people dressing this and that, but muffin tops, camel toes, moose knuckles, and “flooding pants” are just no okay.

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    jade

    @Ben Jennings,
    you’re an idiot. if ur pissed that someone is hatin on skinny jeans them why he hell would u come to a hatin site? dumbasss.

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  6. Renee

    Although they may look like guys(somewhat), clearly they have vags. How else would they be able to fit into such obscenely tight jeans?

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  7. katie

    i mean, it can’t be comfortable to have your junk crushed like that. It’s uncomfortable enough as a girl to wear clothes that are tight in that area… i can only imagine if there was extra sh*t to deal with…

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    Luci

    @katie, amen

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    Allison

    @Luci, amen Katie amen

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  8. Shandi M.

    Maybe they do it bc it feels good when they walk to have that rubbing up against them? That’s why I wear tight jeans… is it the same for guys?

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    Luci

    @Shandi M., O_O WTF?!!?

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    Shandi M.

    @Luci,

    oh… sorry… i was trying to be subtle, i didn’t realize an explanation was needed… I meant that sometimes tight jeans rub up against your cl*t and can be a little arousing… maybe you’ve tried other things like sitting on a dryer? Different strokes… you see what i did there… strokes… get it?

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    Amy

    @Shandi M.,
    BAHAHAHA
    clicking that facebook ad was worth it to read your comment

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    Shandi M.

    @Amy,

    ;)

  9. Mat Houchens

    I’ve heard my gay friends call guys who wear these jeans fags.

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    lilly

    @Mat Houchens,
    they speak the truth Mat….

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  10. lilly

    it means a guy is gay or has no money and has to wear his little sister’s
    pants

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    Facebook User

    @lilly, ha!

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    milk and cookies?

    @lilly,

    awe… when hand-me-downs go bad… well now i just feel sad :)

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  11. kyliee

    i quite enjoi the male gender wearing skinney jeans, i dont see how they are just ment fer girls, i think they look good on guys, so i do [not] hate guys wearing skinney jeans.

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    Dakota

    @kyliee, Wow you dumba$$. Only durgiies wear skinney jeans.

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    mercedes

    @kyliee,

    i think it’s funny that someone who spells dumbass with dollar signs is calling someone else a dumbass… when you have to try to be cool like that, then you’re probably a dumbass, dumbass…

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    Dakota

    @mercedes, I put the dollar signs cuz i didn’t know if the sight bleeped the shit out fuckface.

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    mercedes

    @Dakota,

    site

    and i think you mean $h!t and f#ckf@ce cool guy from da west side… peace out loser

    lilly

    @Dakota, wow…I prefer the $$$ signs…deep breaths guys and gals….

  12. Emily

    only skinny boys can pull it off, but they do it oh sooo well ;D

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    Collin Shaw

    @Emily, yeah because fat guys look like
    wieners in it.
    (Thee is a sex joke hidden here.)

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  13. whocares

    NO. it looks ridiculous.. and they wonder why they get teased

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  14. hannah

    its there style. if guys want to wear skinniez, let them.
    stop being so dumb about it! its good looking anyway.

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    lilly

    @hannah,
    sure if you like feminine looking guys…just sayin’

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  15. brittney

    i think guys look sexy in skinny jeans. well it really depends on what the face looks like to determine that. so i dont hate guys wearing skinny jeans.

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  16. victoria

    i like skinnys on guys… why not. but really gay?? uhh no. and not just “rock stars” << very corny by the way. and emo is so old, like no one is emo anymore. its scene. scene is hott stuffss..

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    Collin Shaw

    @victoria, what do u say to
    people who cut themselves?
    “Oh, emo is soooo yesterday.”?

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  17. Luci

    I honestly think it’s stupid for males to wear skinny jeans. I mean really, if you’re gonna wear them that tight you might as well go around naked. It’s just a 2nd skin. I’m just stating my opinion, they can wear them if they want just don’t let me see them. I’ll chase them with a machette.

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    Lynne S.

    @Luci,

    Sh*t if you need a machete to cut it off, then he can wear whatever he wants… I’ll buy him all the gay jeans he wants

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  18. Brittney Jabbaninja Evans

    its quite sexy to me to see a guy wear skinny jeans. personally, its better than the baggy jeans. but it also depends on the face and bod. like you cant be fugly and rock skinny jeans like you cant be fat (guy) and wear them. but other than that i like them on guys.

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    Luci

    @Brittney Evans, BULL!! alex evans is the definition of sissy >:| unless that’s your real last name >_> which i doubt passionatly >:o

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    Collin Shaw

    @Brittney Evans, r u a lesbian?

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    milk and cookies?

    @Collin Shaw,

    hm… Can lesbos do skinny jeans?

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    Freda Elise Arslanian

    @Brittney Evans, ya, right?!

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  19. Collin Shaw

    I hate those emos wearing skinny jeans.
    They are just wearing them so that the blood that drips out of their self inlicted-wounds
    dont run down into their shoes.
    But maybe it is also because they deep down want to look like girls.
    Those freaking transsexual emos make me sick.

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    Freda Elise Arslanian

    @Collin Shaw, i KEEEEEEL YU!!!!

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    Katelyn

    @Collin Shaw, u dont need to be hatin on emos. Most emos r kool. Plus, most of them arent transsexual, and who cares if they r. thyre who they r, no matterr if theyre transsexuals, emos, or not!!!!!! comment if u agree !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Kathy

    @Katelyn,

    uh, what should we do if we 100% don’t agree?

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    Katelyn

    @Kathy, i guess you comment too cause thts what u did, but u couldthink anything you want! God is a loving god and while he doesnt praise transsexuals and lift them up high, he loves them. So should everybody else

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    Kathy

    @Katelyn,

    Not only does he not lift them up high, he sends them to hell. So are you saying I should send them to hell? Damn, you’re harsh…

    jesus wouldn’t wear skinny jeans…

  20. Jenn!

    I think they look good! it’s scene!
    plus, where whatever the hell you want!

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    Miss Lilly Marie!

    @Jenn!, yup, i agree. i like them on guys..

    deff not gay. i have tons of guy friends
    who wear them.

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    Lucianne Gutierrez

    @Jenn!, heck yes! My bf wears skinny jeans, he’s not gay, you can’t see his junk, and he looks pretty damn hot in them! he’s not the skinniest guy but he rocks skinny jeans – and hey for all u ppl saying they’re like a 2nd skin, not all guys wear skiiny jeans 3 sizzes too small, sometimes they fit juuust right :D and then the fun begins

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    milk and cookies?

    @Jenn!,

    go cut yourself jenn…

    and it’s not “where” it’s “wear”

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    Jenn!

    @milk and cookies?,

    i know, i see that now.. my bad who cares.

    and i don’t cut myself. but let the people wear
    what they want to.. who gives a fuck?

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    milk and cookies?

    @Jenn!,

    uh… everyone that has to look at them cares?

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  21. Iva

    guys can wear skinney jeans it’s hot!

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  22. destanie

    i think boys can wear skinny jeans but always

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  23. micaija

    DAMN! men in skinny jeans are sexy as FUCK! damn anyonw whos ays different need to be slapped in the face with a DILDO!

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  24. jonezie08

    i wont date a guy who doesnt wear skinny jeans
    all the guys r jus hatin cus guys that wear skiiny jeans get more more poon its like a secret society
    so u jus keep hatin

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  25. Amberly Ponsonby

    i think its freaking sexy… i love it soo guys kepp wearing wat you want its hot….

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  26. Bianca

    Okay its in style and some guys look good in them. If they like to wear it and look good in it too ;) then they can wear it!!!!! i have a few guy friends that wear skinnys and to tell you the truth it makes them look really good!!!!!! It doesnt meen your emo that is something totally different =P

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  27. Freda Elise Arslanian

    skinny jeans are hot on most guys… except short people.

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  28. Katelyn

    Ya. I know this says haters be hatin, but I think guys that wear skinny jeans are HOTT!!!!!!!!!!! Not all skinny jeans show their “man Junk” like some ppl have said, and even if it does, thats theyre perogative. Just because a guy wears skinny jeans doesnt mean theyre gay. I know plenty of guys tht do and they arent gay. And for those tht say guys need to wear things made for guys, they do make skinny jeans. Because guys sizes are measured in dimensions and stuff, and you see those in HotTopic and Skater Shops and stuff…. SOO………. for all those haters that be hatin………… u shouldnt. Because they do make skinny jeans especially for guys. Even if they are gay u shouldnt be judgin them by theyre sexuality. Like Adam Lambert, hes gay!, he wears skinny jeans, and not all these people be hatin on him! Also, to add to it, Guyliner iz sexy 2!!!!!!!! comment if u agree!!!!!!

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    Bob Ross

    @Katelyn,

    You are what is wrong with this world. Well, you and Adam Lambert.

    I don’t know what’s wrong with that boy. He’s like the failed love child of Liberace and Freddy Mercury but in tight bundle of stickspants. Who the hell cares if they sell bundle of stickspants in Hot Topic or Skater Shops? Those shit stores shouldn’t exist. All they do is perpetuate the homosexuality that is plaguing this great nation.

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  29. shi

    Give my little sister her jeans back!

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  30. Ashley

    skinny jeans on guys are hot as long as they are not all up in there business

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  31. Mike Fatzer

    I’m not trying to see any bitches looking like August 1945 in Hiroshima. Wear pants that fit. If girls are the mushroom top then the guys are the plane that carried the bomb, the Enola GAY

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  32. matt

    Aight Aight This is how it is i wear rude fit skinnies but the picture uptop I would never wear them that tight!!! i mean yes man i care for my nuts but us dudes that wear tight pants arent emo lol only douch bags think that emo is fuckin stupid man!

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  33. Mat Houchens

    The Jonas Brothers would call them fags.

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  34. chanaria

    hey dudes can wear skinny jeans my friends look hot in them
    you act like girls are the only ones cause if they cant wear skinny jeans then we cant wear jeans

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  38. msj

    well it really depends how you wear them. girls should wear them tight not guys ! for guys yu will have to sag them, thats all !

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  39. Nick -.-

    okay, everyone that be dissing on skinnies you need to die…jsut because a man wears thanking skinnys jeans dont mean u can call him gay or a thanking fag. your all jut a bunch of low life loosers that are jealous because we can get more girls then you. and seriously if u have nothing better to do then post bad shit on thanking skinnys jeans., what kind of person are you? “no life”

    skinny jeans<333

    if you want to be haten on me then heres my myspace. lmao.
    http://www.myspace.com/goodnightsorrow

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  40. Slim Jean

    Let’s get this straight. SLIM jeans can look good on the right kind of guy, but the ’skinny’ painted on ones look ridiculous. So the golden rule is slender = OK, skinny = dipshit.

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  41. Rachel

    Scene kids need to die in a fire. Now.

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  42. Aaron republicanado

    ok. i am a dude who wears skinny jeans almost every day. i hate emos and scenesters! im a bit of a hipster. im even straight. i think the problem is that d-bags wear skinny jeans all the time like emo kids! and scenesters!?!? ugh i hate scenesters/myspace whores/”hard asses” and all that vibe they give off. so i dont hate on skinny jeans i love them! under two conditions 1. not black or overdyed thats gangbanger shit and 2. not like stinger tight. just tight enough to show off your nice body

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  43. Best Of Last

    I think most of you people are retarded minus those who think that it’s cool to rock whatever style you want I mean honestly don’t you people have anything better to do than hate on people on retarded sites like this. Give it a rest and get a life because you people are no better than the shit talking spammers on chantango and other chat sites get off the high horse and look through some one elses eyes for once or are you not confident enough in you’re own masculinity/femininity to embrace other people’s life choices and to the person who said the bit about transexuals read the bible before you quote a highly inaccurate opinion of it.

    Ps: in case you were gonna make some retarded retort about me leaving the site if i didnt like the “hating” going on (another word for gossiping or talking random shit you haven’t got the ball’s to actual say to someone’s face)I saw the link to it on facebook and wondered what it was so thank off and go do something thanking productive with you’re life :]

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