Oh no, the tit feeding squad is on high alert.
The International Breastfeeding Symbol
Management at an Orlando area Chick-Fil-A is under the gun after asking an area woman to cover up while breast feeding her six month year old child. Although the woman kindly obliged, she returned home to do what any other bitchy woman would do. She complained to her friends.
Armed with bitterness and some of her closest friends, the group of women staged a ‘nurse-in’ at the Chick-Fil-A to protest the management’s decision and to illustrate that the practice of tit-feeding is protected under the law. The Chic-Fil-A manager apologized for the incident and also announced that the restaurant will proudly display the international breastfeeding symbol in their establishment.
That’s right the international breastfeeding symbol. The pinnacle of political correctness.
The International Dickfeeding Symbol
It seems a little beyond outrageous to expect businesses to place a tit-feeding logo on their door to entice mothers with suckling babies. As a matter of fact, I hope this logo deters a majority of the population from attending these establishments. The last thing someone wants to experience when they go out for a nice steak would be the lovely sound of a baby ears deep in some boobage.
In protest of this political correctness, I’m demanding that businesses everywhere place the International Dickfeeding symbol on their door as subtle middle-finger to the political correctness plaguing this great nation.
Alright, I’ll concede that the International Dickfeeding logo will probably not catch on, but there is atleast one thing that Chic-Fil-A can take away from this experience. And it is something that every man across the globe already knows. There is only one thing worse than a very pissed off woman. And that’s a group of very pissed off women.
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08/18/09 - 10:51 am
Ah ha ha ha ha. Dickfeeding symbol…
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08/18/09 - 10:52 am
Dude the dickfeeding symbol is HILARIOUS! I think you have a t-shirt right there.
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08/18/09 - 4:46 pm
That dick feeding symbol is out of control.
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08/18/09 - 7:12 pm
I hate chicks who wanna breastfeed in public. Cover that junk up. If i wanted to see, if watch National Geographic or something (and i dont)
Im all for dick feeding though. Im suddenly hungry….
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08/18/09 - 1:29 pm
@Heidi Beth, If you don’t want to see it, turn your head. I don’t really want to see people propping a bottle for a baby in a carseat, but I just turn away. Grow up and look away, ’cause everyone has the right to feed their baby any way they want. Wherever they want. You don’t want to eat your food with a blanket over your head do you? Or take your food to a restroom to eat, do you? well, neither do most babies.
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08/18/09 - 8:02 am
@MrsWJAA, no people don’t have “the right to feed their baby any way they want”. If your feeding your baby causes you to violate indecent exposure laws, then you don’t have the right to do it. If you think people should just turn away, try telling yourself that the next time some guy flashes his dick at you on the subway. And your baby doesn’t give a damn if it has a towel on its head or is in a bathroom. It doesn’t even know what a bathroom is. If you want your baby to eat without a blanket on its head, keep it at home or pump some milk from your breasts and put it into a bottle.
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08/18/09 - 11:29 am
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08/18/09 - 2:52 pm
Dick-feeding huh? Is that what you eat?
I wouldn’t want to watch your dick eating ass eating in front of my children!
I would much rather sit next to a woman discreetly nursing rather than a bunch of trash carrying on about “tits”- Get over it!
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08/18/09 - 8:08 am
@Rachel H., I’d rather sit next to the guys who wrote this post than a pompous snob like you who thinks subtle gays slurs are a great insult.
This is a humor website, and nothing is above being made fun of. Not even breastfeeding. Get over that.
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08/18/09 - 9:26 pm
You guys are perverted and gross. It’s clear by your incredible stupidity that your mother didn’t love you enough to breastfeed you.
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08/18/09 - 8:04 am
@Kate, It’s clear by your inability to comprehend humor that you’re incredibly stupid yourself. Maybe your mom gave you a neurological disease when she breastfed you.
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