And you thought Bret Favre coming out of retirement for the umpteenth time was weird—which it is.

Thanks to the NFL Store, you can actually buy a Michael Vick dog jersey for your dog.  Yes, Michael Vick, the quarterback who went to jail for nearly two years for running a murderous dog fighting club!

Really?

If a dog could talk and saw he was wearing this shirt, ya think he’d say, “Hey, owner.  Whatcha put on me is giving me nightmares, man.  Like you do to me when I crap, I feel like sticking your face in this shirt’s receipt and saying, ‘Did you do that?  Did you have to buy me that??!!  Or, are you just jealous because I can lick my balls and you can’t?”

What’s next, NFL Store?   “Michael Vick’s Doggie Mitties,” which are guaranteed to not only to keep out the cold, but keep out the pain of a taser?

Are they going to sell Michael Vick dog leashes—which are as short as the one that Mr. Vick’s probation officer gave him?

Wake up NFL!  You selling Michael Vick doggie duds is like Charles Manson selling Sharon Tate dolls.  Talk about UTRA-weird…

And Michael Vick trying to explain his dog days is even weirder. He explained on “60 Minutes” why one of his pooches was found buried on his property.  It seems Michael and his pals, Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito, were driving to find a home for a loudmouth bitch named Billy Batts that Mr, Vick punished by beating him in a bar, then placing him in the trunk of his car.  As they were driving, they heard Billy loudly thumping in the trunk.  They parked the car only for Tommy and Jimmy to shoot Billy.  After burying Billy in upstate Virginia, they had to dig him up and bury him at Mike’s place.  A Hollywood producer wants to buy this yarn and call it “Good Doggas.”

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